One or The Other

[Joshua]

I will post two options and the next poster has to pick one of the options and post the one they chose. Then they must start things over and post another two options.

So, my two options are:

Have x-ray vision or Be attractive to all women/men

Whoever posts next must pick one of thw two options presented above and then post two new options. I play this with my students sometimes, but we call it hamburger/pizza and keep it fairly wholesome.

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Is that woman AND men? If not, then I choose that one.

hamburger or pizza.

(hooray for stealing ideas)

 

[Vrtbovska Zahrada]

Une bella pizza napoletana, per favore!

A one-week holiday.....in Bulgaria OR a new TV.

 

[syber rad]

Are we talking like a 50 inch LCD or a dodgy 10 inch new TV? if its the first i'll take that.

Boxers or briefs

 

[Monumental Proportions]

boxers. I like the freedom.

sexism or racism?

(someone answer that one. )

 

[syber rad]

jerkism (the hatred of MP and his unanswerable questions)

Titans or Olympians

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Olympians.

calculator or good ol' pen and paper.

 

[syber rad]

Pen and paper. keep it old school.

Freddie Mercury or David Bowie

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Freddie Mercury. None can compare.

beating someone up or slowly causing long-lasting emotional scarring.

 

[syber rad]

Emotional scarring. im better at it, and its more effective.

East or West coast

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Considering I haven't been to the West coast, I'll go with that one.

standing for 12 hours straight or staying up for two weeks without sleep.

 

[syber rad]

2 weeks without sleep, i would be all kinds of wild hermit crazy by the end of it.

"natural therapies" or surgery

 

[Monumental Proportions]

surgery, but with a shitload of sleepy gas. I don't care if they would have to punch me n the face with a backhoe. I don't want to feel a thing.

T3H INT3RN3TZ!!11!! or a nice stroll through an industrial park.

 

[syber rad]

a nice stroll. i love the smell of industrial fumes.


New Zealand or South Africa

 

[Monumental Proportions]

New Zealand. because of 2 reasons: LOTR was filmed there, and when I saw that film the landscape looked amazing.

Windows or a Mac.

 

[syber rad]

A mac. with windows on it. that way i can do my school stuff AND kick ass at titan quest


Catcher or pitcher

 

[Monumental Proportions]

pitcher. He inflicts the possible damage.

playing it safe or the constant possiblity of being shot with a dart gun.

 

[syber rad]

Dart gun. im going to be running around a jungle with one in the next two years, so i should probably get used to it.

Dragons or Ligers

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Ligers. Or the Dragon-liger offspring, known as a Driger.

sticks and stones or rubber and glue?

 

[syber rad]

Sticks and stones. they break bones.

oak or pine

 

[Upper Kirby]

Oak? You'd likely find yourself achoke'd on a rope down the line. No no, a pinewood derby will suit Upper Kirby just fine.



Brussel sprouts or ogre snouts?

 

[syber rad]

ogre snouts. they'd be good to throw at people.


Orion or Scorpio

 

[Joshua]

Orion all the way!

Vienna Sausage or Bull Testicles...

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Vienna Sausage. I don't like to have my mouth anywhere near testicles.

supply closet or an empty classroom?

 

[Joshua]

Empty classroom. Seems like the better choice and more spacius.

Would you rather be filthy stinking rich, but have no real friends or be dirt poor with many, many good friends?

 

[Monumental Proportions]

I'll go wth what I am now. Dirt poor.

be locked in your room, with your only entertainment being a mime doing spirit fingers, or being castrated.

 

[Great Bights Mum]

Since I don't qualify for the second, I'm stuck with the mime. Hope he's buff.

Margueritas - with or without salt?

 

[syber rad]

without. i aing big on salt in anything really.


2 heads or 4 arms

 

[IndieGirl]

4 arms. More fun for the other.


Jewel or Alanis Morrissette? (I know, it's mean.)

 

[syber rad]

im going to pretend we have to choose which one gets a baseball bat to the knees. so then its a no brainer, alanis wins easy.

white or blue collar crime

 

[IndieGirl]

Blue, it's far more violent and interesting. Allegedly.


Mass Romantic or Electric Version?

 

[syber rad]

Mass romantic.


autumn days or summer nights

 

[IndieGirl]

Dangit! That's a hard one. I pick summer nights, for now.


Superpowers or The Face of the Earth?

 

[Joshua]

Superpowers or The Face of the Earth?

I go with superpowers. Since I am not sure what you mean by face of the Earth. Does that mean I want my face to look like the Earth?

Would you rather have five eyes or 2 tails?

 

[syber rad]

2 tails. with lasers on them

ozone or carbon monoxide

 

[Monumental Proportions]

ozone. carbon monoxide makes me a little dead.

Ice cream with a dead rat in it or a pizza that I rubbed on my back.

 

[syber rad]

Doesnt ozone kill you as well???

pizza. back adds flavour.

ninjas or pirates

 

[Monumental Proportions]

ninjas. They wear comfy pajamas all the time. Sure, they have issues with human interaction, but at least they have both hands, feet, and eyes, no speech impediments, and don't have oversized rats with wings on their shoulders.

autobots or decepticons

 

[syber rad]

oooohh. toughest decision ever, usually i would say 'bots. but im going with the 'cons for now. soundwave and predaking were 'cons after all.


Wreck-gar or Wheelie

 

[Monumental Proportions]

Wheelie hands down.

NiGHTS for Sega Saturn or this new one coming out?