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Give the above poster a useless superpower

^ can make pants out of anything when wearing her Helmet of Pants TM

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I do! It's called no depth perception. It's hard to pour milk, but my basketball game is awesome.

^ can fist-pound the milk lid back on the gallon like a pro.
 
That's not a superpower. You'd have to produce a superhuman amount of earwax to paint with it. Just fyi.

^Instantly makes others fall in love with her. Unfortunately, it's those who she has no romantic interest in whatsoever.
 
Fibonacci:
^ always knows where waldo is.
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(Useless fact: one of my son's Gr. 7 teachers was responsible for the creation of "Where is Waldo?")

^ can pull a useless fact out of whatever situation is at hand.
 
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