Give the above poster a useless superpower

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Fibonacci

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• Jan 31, 2011

• #201

^can blow up an infinite number of balloons without stopping.

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2011

• #202

^ can pop the balloons of small children with his brain.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #203

^Knows the chemical make up of the zombie virus.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #204

^ sprouts brussel sprouts instead of fingernails

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2011

• #205

^can sprint as fast as a cheetah. Only if he's in a handstand.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #206

^ can armpit fart the Russian national anthem freezing passersby in awe.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #207

^ can beatbox so fast that nearby gangstas spontaneously combust

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #208

^ can make other men fall in love with him by licking them, thus shrinking the pool of heterosexual males in vast quantities.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #209

If only it worked on women as well... seems like me licking a girl gets her to swap which team she plays for.

^ can recite shakespeares sonnets perfectly. but only backwards

 

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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #210

^ can sing like the idol of an american idol, but only when he's singing folksy show tunes.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #211

^ can tie a python into a constrictor knot.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #212

^ can walk on pointe during months that start with Q.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #213

^Speaks liger.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #214

^ is cooler than Kip Dynamite.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #215

That is a useless superpower.

^Has an insatiable appetite for delicious bass.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #216

^ has real big sleeves.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #217

^ knows darren's dance grooves. Has never seen the tape.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #218

Psh. I OWN that tape.

^ can dance like a WoW gnome.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #219

^ can flick pennies with startling accuracy.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #220

PENNY CAAAANNN!


^ can sport a monocle like a pro.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #221

^can guess someones eyeglass prescription just by reading their palm.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #222

^ can debunk horoscopes when he's by himself.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #223

^ can turn chalk into lightning.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #224

^ can keep jell-o solid for an infinite amount of time, as long as his hand's in it.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #225

can weather any storm when being used as a keel on a ship of the line

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #226

^ can walk a bowsprit from end to end without losing his balance, but only when no one's watching.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #227

can tell where her coffee was grown with an error margin of 10 metres

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 1, 2011

• #228

^ can shoot mealworms from his tearducts when it's hailing hail larger than 6mm.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Feb 1, 2011

• #229

runs faster than the fastest of finches. but only of friday the fourth of february at five fifty five

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2011

• #230

^ can fly like a shark and swim like an eagle.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2011

• #231

^ can detect wind direction to a tenth of a degree

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2011

• #232

^ can organise anything into alphabetical order with a wink and an ear tug.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 2, 2011

• #233

^ can create salted peanuts out of thin air, but only when he's really really thirsty.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2011

• #234

^'s arm hairs are stronger than adamantium

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 2, 2011

• #235

Too bad I shave them, I guess. I must use pretty heavy duty razors.

^ can vaporize water vapor.

 

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Fibonacci

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2011

• #236

^ can perfectly mimic the epic movie preview announcers voice. But only when nothing epic is happening.

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

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IndieGirl

• Feb 2, 2011

• #237

But wouldn't that make EVERYTHING epic? And nothing involving me is ever non-epic. Just so you know.

^ has perfect pitch, but only when he's singing falsetto.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2011

• #238

^ can perfectly predict the weather in ulaan bataar a year in advance

 

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IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Feb 2, 2011

• #239

I will rule third world country umbrella markets.


^ can smell with his ears when he has a headcold.

 

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syber rad

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2011

• #240

and hear with my nose when the ears get all waxy

^ understands cockroach fluently