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YMNK that I picture syber as a mix of Hugh Jackman, Clint Eastwood and Paul Newman, only much younger and constantly shirtless, despite having seen evidence to the contrary.
 
syber rad:
YMNK of my enduring resistance to being dragged to a roller derby game bout
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FTFY. Those Derby girls can hurt your body, mang.

YMNK that I had a series of increasingly torrid encounters with a derby girl called L-Train who had the Hogwarts Express tatooed on her side. She also has a retarded son called Aiden who sucks at closing most doors. He didn't go full retard, just autismal, I think.
 
YMNK that the way to get me to stop posting would be to delete all threads but the "Flatter the person above you" thread.



















































Haha, just kidding. I will never stop. :evil: :shifty:
 
YMNK:
  • The original game of "Monopoly" was circular.
  • One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year.
  • Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
  • A snail can sleep for 3 years.
  • The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
  • More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
  • Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
  • Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.
  • Butterflies taste with their hind feet.
  • I have no proof whether any of the above points are true.
 
YMNK that, if the 20 cm (8 inches) of snow forecast to fall here Thursday actually materializes, I will shed penguin tears.
 
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