World Cup predictions thread

ha! What did I say? Before it all began I said "ITaly" and everyone thought I was mad.

"You're not laughing any more....
You're not laughing any more."

But Zidane? What a shame that the greatest footballer of his generation will be remembered for being sent off in the final.
 
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Hang on... that image was moving yesterday.

A better image of the actaul headbut is here:

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LAtest theory is that Zidane is descended from Elk, and this is a mating ritual.
 
Funny that I get this issue the day after I change me flag to match my avatar:

When Footballers Attack!

The Issue
After several reports of pet footballers violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.

The Debate
"These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Roxanne Shiomi, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!"
[Accept]


"Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Charles King, covered in scars from previous encounters with footballers. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!"
[Accept]]


"I agree that we shouldn't kill them," says Freddy Hendrikson, a famous lawyer. "But I don't think the owner should get away with breaking the law! This is clearly a case of 'intent to greviously harm' if I ever saw it. All citizens should be held accountable of their pet's actions as if they had done the act themselves. It's the only way to be fair - after all, they're just dumb animals."
[Accept]


"Who cares!?" screams Hope Love as he sends out his pirate radio station broadcast. "Just repeal any laws preventing us from shooting the things when they attack and we'll be able to save ourselves without this stupid, authoritarian, overbearing government and legal system wasting our tax money!"
[Accept]
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I have heard what Materazzi supposedly said - from an official news report. They couldn't make out what Zidane said in response to any of this because he was facing away from the camera.

M: Calm Down.

M: Liar.

M: I hope your family die a horrible death.

M: Go F**K youself!


That is the comments as best they have been translated by Italian lip-reading experts.
 
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