Amusing TGs

Exhibit B: (on the East Asian Dominion RMB)
74 minutes ago  The Dictatorship of Barmada 
Nations!!!! of the EAD

the North Pacific is preparing to mobolize 80 nations and invade EAD!!! WE MUST INVADE THEM FIRST!!!

THE LEADER OF THE OPERATION IS The American Insurgency of Former English Colony
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I KNEW we shouldn't have been so obvious. Damn the luck...

*OPArsenal withdraws his contingent of TNP invisible ninja bunny-fishes.
 
And another one (since I rather stupidly screwed up blocking his TGs, now rectified)
hey u invaded!
I declare war against the North Pacific!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So.... Would Feddie, BW, and Limi like to take themselves out for a little exercise this evening?
:noangel:
 
Sounds like a good idea. :P

Article 2 Section 1:
2) Each member Nation shall refrain from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any other nation or region in a manner inconsistent with the Constitution of The North Pacific.
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I see no problem with a few misconceptions being fixed by the aforementioned member nations, in fact I would like to see the fixing at the end of a sawed off double barrel shotgun. ;)
 
I just remembered something.....Im not technically a member nation of TNP, am I? :lol:
EDIT: The nation that tg'd FEC is now in its own little region.
 
Actually, Eras, whenever I want a shipment delivered I usually call on LWU and, as far as I know, they don't do encores. LWU invaded East Asian Dominion on April 7.
 
The United States of Eppstonia
Received: 32 minutes ago
The United Anti Terrorism Coalition desperately seeks the assistance of anyone in The West Pacific willing and able to help.

At this time, the nations of Good Happiness and Benlandngo are in a state of war. The UATC, voiced concerns over the evidence of aiding and abeting terrorists, which is what one nation was accused of. This information was requested for educational purposes, and it was clearly stated that we did not wish to become militarily involved. We raised security levels to the highest alert, because that is standard procedure for our organization, when it is perceived that it will be a large-scale war imminent. This was responded to by threats from other nations, and we must now prepare, in the event that the war is brought to us. We urge The West Pacific to consider the situation and respond ASAP.

(REFER TO INTERNATIONAL INCIDENTS: "UATC ON HIGH ALERT" AND "WAR DECLARED ON BENLANDGO"
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Yeah... not in TWP, and sure as hell not venturing into International Incidents
 
The Rogue Nation of Agent 006
Received: 30 minutes agoPlease post this recruitment Ad.

Dear friend,

Are you interested in adding numerous new opportunities to your NationStates life?
Then leave your region and join Imperium. We are a strong region and offer:
- a democratic government
- effective laws protecting us from hostile attacks
- the opportunity to become a member of our government
- to become part of the proposed North Sea Fleet Empire
- to take part in regular elections
- to have your say in relevant matters


You will become part of a Democratic region and Empire. And will have the defence of the North Sea Fleet army to secure your position in the region. Also there is the Security given by the North Sea Fleet Secret Police.

It would be a great honour to us to welcome you in our region.

Yours sincerely

Agent 006
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:blink: Does he actually want *me* to post it, or was he stupid and just forgot to take off the top line... :lol:
 
The Free Land of Triumph of the people
Received: 14 hours agodude your WFE is so screwed up. 1st of all there should be no limit on recruitment ads. Second its wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long, I can't even see the nations I want to recruit, wtf is your promblem?
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:rofl:
 
I think I know what Eras' problem is. All of these wackos sending her annoying and wierd telegrams. You should ask that person how the were able to scroll down to click on your nation but not scroll down a little bit more and click on List all nations. Or you could threaten to invade their region and screw their WFE up :P
 
I completely don't get this one. I sit in bafflement of what was intended. Unless it is simply spam by someone imitating ADHD.
The Republic of The ADHD
Received: 10 minutes agoyou think you sooooo strong well let me tell you....
MMmmmm paste!
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And the two from DD :kiss:
The Nude-ocratic state of Democratic Donkeys
Received: 8 days agoSo these two guys walk into a bar, and the third one ducks!


Yuckyuckyuck! ^_^
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The Nude-ocratic state of Democratic Donkeys
Received: 5 days ago"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will
descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull
it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you,
secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with
more than one small child, pick your favorite."
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Former English Colony:
The Nude-ocratic state of Democratic Donkeys
Received: 5 days ago"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will
descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull
it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you,
secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with
more than one small child, pick your favorite."
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You mean somebody actually LISTENS to the flight attendants? I try to drown them out as I dig for my mp3 player...
 
If you were listening to the flight attendants then you would know that you are not supposed to turn on personal electronics until 10 minutes after take off.
 
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

The Holy Empire of The State of Motavia
Received: 2 hours agoSir,
the community of Time Consumers placed a recruitment advertisment on the main page. Tell all your fellow nations to ignore it unless you wisgh to have them leave you and make you lass powerful.


The Holy Empire of The State of Motavia
Received: 2 hours agoWhy in the world did you vote against the UN copyright act?

Also, what would you have made into law if you could control the UN?

With peace, the King of Motavia

The Holy Empire of The State of Motavia
Received: 6 hours ago5,687 as of 2:04.

The Holy Empire of The State of Motavia
Received: 6 hours agoYou now rule 5,686 nations as of 1:57 P.M.

The Holy Empire of The State of Motavia
Received: 7 hours agoYou have 372 UN endorsements and have 5,678 nations under your control in the North Pacific region as of 12:45 P.M. mountain time on June 26, 2006.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

The Holy Empire of The State of Motavia
Received: 7 hours agoSince you are a UN dealgate, you must know about "region crashing". How does it work?

What kind of ruler are you?

With peace, the King of Motavia

The Holy Empire of The State of Motavia
Received: 10 hours agoGreetings from Motavia,
As ruling head of state and government, I wish to have correspondence with you. As the UN delagate, you best tell me what goes on regarding the United Nations.

With sincerity, The Motavian King
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And then, the TG I *was* writing in reply, until Mei stole my fun by simply deleting the idiot.
You want to know what kind of ruler I am?  I'm one that gets slightly pissed at someone that sends me SEVEN telegrams in 10 hours.  2 of which are complete and total spam.  STOP IT.

If you want to talk to me, how about waiting for a reply before you send me another one. 
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i am not being critical but i think that you are a rubbish UN delegate which is why i have got a petition for people to withdraw their endorsement or not add it, we are sick of you voting the wrong things in polls, making all the wrong decisions etc. The North Pacific is in desperate need of a new, competent delegate with more brain cells than a chimp.
Thanks
Poochster1
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Just... yeah. I wrote back to remind him I vote as the PEOPLE tell me to vote. If I never get his vote I can't know what he's thinking. :eyeroll: :eyeroll: :eyeroll:
 
Little twerp is serious. >_>

The Holy Empire of Poochster1
Received: 18 minutes agoAs you may have noticed your endorsements are slowly beginning to slip down, the petition has be started and has been sent to lots of people who have agreed to do it, as for the insults, i will not stop them. I will not rest until The north pacific has a new UN delegate who is competent and votes what THEY think is best (got to be the right decisions) and has a better education than that of a 3rd world country.
Best Regards
Poochster1
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ooOOOooo Eras gets to use the button!

*Darkesia claps her hands and pulls up a chair to watch.

Who's got popcorn?
 
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