^ might get the privilege of <'s company next year, as there is a major primatology conference in Scotland, and < may as well check out the sights while he is in the same general area.
^ doesnt strike me as the type of American that Bill Bryson wrote about, who needs the worlds major cities explained. Such as "London, England" or "Paris, France"
I didn't wanna tell ^ this, but I was talking to a Nebraskan, and they said that you smell. You should eliminate their state in the Elimination Game, yessir.