That'd be embarassing for me, and a hell of fun for the rest of Czechia, given my Czech language skills...but at least, I would have a nice place to live...
^ should know that I find Prague the most beautiful spot I have seen so far, anyway. Thus my sig. Make'em american tourists come. Hopefully. They're so nice to complain about!
^ should really make up his mind now! When I don't talk english, I'm dirty, and if I mention American "culture", I'm americanised! (I surely am not, btw)