If I were delegate...

If I were delegate, I'd take Eras' job as Max Barry's seductress.

Edit: Seductro... seductor... seducer... seductross...
 
If I were delegate I would probably forget.

But nobody ever lets me be delegate :(
 
If I were Delegate I would play Mind Games with the Delegate...muhaha...no...hold on...that's not right is it....?
 
If I were delegate I'd force every nation to chage their motto to a line from The Velvet Underground's Rock and Roll. Or else!
 
If I were Delegate, I'd declare today a regional holiday and hand out free ballons, hats and noisemakers to everyone. Cash bar though. A Delegate's got to eat.
 
If I were delegate there would be none of this SC approval rubbish. The ban button would also have to replaced due to wear and tear every month. OOC posts would be compulsory. Threads would not die. I would not be pissing everyone off by resurecting them. The constitution would be a distant memory. There would be no regions in NS, because there would be only The North Pacific. NS would be renamed The North Pacific. The whole of the internet would be dedicated to The North Pacific, and by proxy, my brilliance. Across the world people would name their first borns 'Namyeknom' and all their other children 'The North Pacific'. It would be the greatest age humanity had ever known.

*wanders off to declare his nomination for the delegacy*

:P
 
If I were delegate there would be none of this SC approval rubbish. The ban button would also have to replaced due to wear and tear every month. OOC posts would be compulsory. Threads would not die. I would not be pissing everyone off by resurecting them. The constitution would be a distant memory. There would be no regions in NS, because there would be only The North Pacific. NS would be renamed The North Pacific. The whole of the internet would be dedicated to The North Pacific, and by proxy, my brilliance. Across the world people would name their first borns 'Namyeknom' and all their other children 'The North Pacific'. It would be the greatest age humanity had ever known.

*wanders off to declare his nomination for the delegacy*

:P
I like you. :shifty:
 
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