Dear Feddy Bear,Dear IG,
I'm big, soft and hairy. I squeek when you squeeze me. I have buttons for eyes. Will you take me home with you?
Cuddly,
Feddy Bear
Dear AI,Dear IG,
How do you write a letter? I used one of those enclosurepedias (or whatever you call them) but I got confused.
Your friend,
AI
Dear Veebs,Dear IG,
Laaaddy in Reeeeeedddd!
Regards,
Virtual Boy
Dear TGWTGOTB,Dear IG
I have this growth on my behind and it started talking to me yesterday. Should I go to the doctor or will it go away on its own?
Sincerely,
That guy with the growth on the behind
Dear Feddy Bear,Dear IG,
I can't stop the rhyme; I do it all the time. With every breath I take another rhyme I make. You can make is stop, I hope, or else I'll slip on the slippery slope. Make me stop and make me free. I need help, can't you see?
In a pear,
Feddy Bear
Dear Mr. McPuckerson,Dear IG,
Have you ever thought of what life would be like if you were a mountain goat?
Curiously weird,
Pucky McPuckerson

It's so great to be back...I've been having the hardest time dealing with not having computer access. I feel awful about it, like I'm letting people down, which hasn't helped lessen that feeling with everything in my RL(tm). But things are looking better than they did the past few weeks, and i'm back and still in one piece, so all is well!
Thanks for keeping things under control for me while I was away, Pucky. It means more than you know. You've been marvelous, and I'm soooo grateful. So, thank you again.
Also, since I'm bored to death these days and have my own phone, any of y'all could call me or txt me, if you'd like. The numba is (801)310 -0491.