Ever Increasing Better-Thans

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #1

My thread is better than yours because it's new

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #2

My shirt is better than your thread because it has Yoda on it.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #3

My cup is better than your shirt with Yoda on it because it's yellow

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #4

My headphones are better than your yellow cup because they came with a lifetime warranty AND they're playing Queen at the moment.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #5

My TV is better than your lifetime warranty Queen-o-phones because it's TV, duh

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #6

My job is better than your TV because I get paid to sit in front of a computer every day.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #7

My phone is better than your job where you get paid for being lazy because it has an asterisk key

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #8

My phone is better than your phone because it plays "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry every time I get a phone call.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #9

My miniature pitta bread is better than your phone because it's edible

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #10

My avatar is better than your pita bread because it's a cheerleading mob boss.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #11

My avatar is better than your avatar because it's the cover of one of The Cure's best singles

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #12

My jalapeno kettle chips are better than your avatar because they taste like burning.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #13

My cuddly gorilla toy, Padraig, is better than your weird food because it's Irish.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #14

My stuffed tiger, Richard Parker is better than your gorilla toy because he doubles as a pillow and scares my dog. He's also way better than real fur when it comes to fashion accessories.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #15

My slippers are better than Richard Parker because they're blue and fwuffly-fwuffly.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #16

This commercial is better than anything. Even your slippers.

http://adage.com/news.cms?newsId=47342

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #17

Aardvarks are better than Genghis Khan Coke ads because they're so fnugging unbelievable.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #18

Peter Frampton is better than aardvarks, because he's Peter Frampton.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #19

Monster Magnet is better than Peter Frampton because they attract monsters to one side and nice people to the other.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #20

Katamari Damacy is better than Monster Magnet because the King is the best copyrighted shroom-dream this side of The Muppets.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #21

Umblowp the Magical Engine is better than Kalahari Damacy cos he is an urban ledgehend.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 30, 2006

• #22

Sydia is better than Umblowp the Magical Engine because he was funnier. And less drug-addled. I think.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #23

Have you noticed how we're the only two posters in this topic? Irish people are better than Sydia because they have leprechauns living in their houses and their grass is apparently a lot greener than everywhere else. Sorry Sydia.

 

Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #24

I am better then anyone but you 2 because I'm the first one other then you two to post here.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #25

My spaghetti is better than you because I can store it until July.

 

Sajlamot

TNPer

• Jan 30, 2006

• #26

My avatar is better than yours cause it is funnier.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #27

My avatar is better than yours because it's from Arrested Development, and I don't really understand what yours is.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #28

My ninja turtles beanie is better than your avatar, because it's a ninja turtles beanie, duh.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #29

Um.. IG gets round one. Nothing can beat a ninja turtles beanie hat.

Round 2!

My room key beats whatever the heck you have because it's "very silver".

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #30

My hoodie beats your room key because it has thumb-holes in the sleeves.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #31

My air freshener beats your hoodie because it's fresh and that makes everything allllllllll goooood.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #32

My new outfit beats your air freshener...because of the glasses:

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #33

My new outfit is better than your new outfit because I have cargo pants with 'em

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #34

Big Wally is better than your cargo pants.

This is Big Wally:

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #35

My Rich Tea biscuits beat Big Wally because unlike Man-Spam they're edible.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #36

My yeller stripey tiger pants beat your Rich Tea Biscuits because they're wearable.

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 31, 2006

• #37

My boxset of Firefly on DVD is better than yer yeller pants cos it's watchable.

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 31, 2006

• #38

I think you win. I want a Firefly box set.

 

Kumiko

TNPer

• Feb 2, 2006

• #39

My truck's cd player beats that DVD box set of Firefly.

Yes, it's that good.

 

Flemingovia

TNPer

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• Feb 12, 2006

• #40

My car's CD beats your truck's CD because it is the only thing on my Car that works.