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IndieGirl

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IndieGirl
Okay, I wanted a place to rant, and I figured a blog for everyone to use for unloading would be...well, useful.

I just want to bitch about one thing:

My name isn't in a fun color on the members browsing list. And it makes me...jealous. And a bit...sad.

So...um...hell-poo-damn on that.
 
:winner:

Why do we have that emoticon??? Anyone who uses that emoticon with seriousness is not a winner!!! They are a loser!!!
 
Why is there no polite euphemism in English for

"I apologize, but you are misinformed, and have based your worldview on the teachings of a particularly poor person, in that your relative/roomie/postman has obviously gone stark raving retarded."


?
 
I have several beefs.

In no specific order they are as follow:

1. People who are completely fucking petty.

2. People at grocery stores who cannot perform simple tasks like bagging yuour groceries. I mean what the fuck?

3. Girls who I like who have boyfriends.

4. Stupid fucking people in general.

Thats it now. :shifty:
 
3. Girls who I like who have boyfriends.
Never stopped me...


...although it has slowed me down...

Other people ranting!!! We don't care!!! If I wanted to sit through a paragraph of someone else whining about their boss at work or their bitching girlfriend or the coldsore on their lip I would ask them about it! If I don't ask about it they should assume I don't care!!! Until someone actually cares, stop!!!
 
As a jealous boyfriend I have to say you assholes need to stop lusting after other people's girlfriends and get your own. She likes the other guy more, damn wannabe adulterers.
 
You in denial think I am a good b/f types need to wisen up and examine reality. She is with you because she is afraid to leave.
 
she's dead you sick fuck.

I enjoy you too DD, not much as your g/f. ;)

(I hope you know I am just playing DD about the g/f stuff)
 
You know what I hate?

(Crowd says, "What do you hate?")

I hate illegal immigrants! Last week I was trying to get my son a job at the golf course as a caddy and a 45 year old illegal immigrant with a beer belly took the job for $2 and a restroom break an hour. Also, would it kill them to learn English? Hell, it might even make them look like legals!
 
You know what I hate?

*Crowd says, "What do you hate?"*


Food packages and instruction booklets that contain foreign languages for the benefit of people in this country who are too lazy or stupid to learn English!
 
You know what I hate!?!

*Crowd says, "What do you hate?"*

I hate how companies have started to make things cheaper, call them better and charge you more! I buy a tv and the salesman tells me, "Yea, it's great!" Yea, it is great but only for the month and a half that it works!
 
Yeah, well I hate the small print in those mail-order spouse applications. The last one I ordered turned out to be a taxidermied Russian that was for display only. Now he sits up in the corner of my bedroom and I got rid of my Makeover Barbie(tm) because he can pull of that shade of blue eyeshadow better than her anyday. AND I can use real makeup and not that warm water weak-sauce swab thing. Besides, he actually has enough hair to do something with. I've braided his beard, and his fur hat, and his armpit hair...but yeah. I wanted a live one. Next time I'ma send away to get me one of them Tongans. Mmmm....Tongans.
 
I just want to say that not having a car because you're saving all yoru money to go to school sucks. Also, so does working with your ex boyfriend.
 
Yeah, DD. Wasn't it you who told me most people hook up in the workplace anyway? Whatcha gotta go propagatin' stats that support the case for, and then bitch about it when it happens? :P
 
I loathe accordions and their ilk.

Which is probly harmonicas when I think about it, although I think they're not that bad.
 
I have vaguely similar beefs . . .

(1) People who point at their watch when they ask you what time it is. I know where my watch is buddy, do you?

(2) Police officers who ask you if you knew how fast you were going. You should know, asshole, you pulled me over.

(3) Old, fat gay men flirting with other old, fat gay men.

(4) Girls who flirt with me and then when I make a move say "I'm married" or "I have a boyfriend." Then don't touch me!

(5) People who say in movie theaters "Wow! Did you see that?" No, dicknose, I paid eight dollars to come in here and look at the ceiling; how 'bout yourself?

(6) Tech support from India.

(7) This is the ultimate woe -- people who ask you, when you're standing near the bus stop if the bus came yet. . . . I'm not even going to say anything.
 
Nepotism!

The major part of my job is spent either co-managing or acting as the third party manager for communities who have either really messed things up and are in legitimite financial danger either through incompetance or fraud. Or who have pissed off the wrong person and we are being used as a message that says back off.

Right now the latter doesn't bother me, it is the former.

I finished a white paper for one client and while I was working on it I noticed that almost all of the employees in that department had the same last name, even the bookkeeper. If the book keeper had actualy have done something more than posting payroll for the last three months I probably would not have noticed. After a bit of digging I found out that the entire department and a fair number of other departments are all related to the five elected officials.

This would not be a bad thng if the people who are being paid the most actually did their jobs but I spent a week getting the books back in order and getting help or even coherant information was like pulling teeth out of rhino! Not to mention this persons incompetance meant that the community was paying money in fines and penalties that could have gone elsewhere and be put to better use. (It's simple - remit employee deduction and employers portions regularly and on time otherwise you will be fined (there were over $100,000 in penalties that were paid last year!)) I had to harass this person to get a document faxed over and in the end I was told it had been lost which meant I had to go directly to the funding agency to get the info. (Red tape galore!) I had to initially reconcile the Bank to the cheque register because nothing had been posted. The first month worked out, the second month was within $50 so I didn't care and wrote it off. Two days doing that and we bill the community and the government a significant amount of money means that they could have saved a couple of grand by just making sure this bitch did her job.

I really wish that the leader of this community would decide to do what is good for the community rather than thinking that he has to sleep with the pserson beside him. He makes enough off of things anyways that she can stay home quite comfortably if she wanted.
 
I haven't hooked up with anybody from my job yet, because there aren't many beautiful girls there, but I wouldn't hesitate, if I could be assured of keeping a handle on the gossip.
 
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