I Haik U...

[IndieGirl]

Write a haiku about the person above you.

Remember, haiku have 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line, and 5 in the third (last) line.

 

[Kumiko]

That is, standard american haiku. Whoever made the 5-7-5 rule so solid for english needs their head examined.

The true definition of a haiku is a three-lined poem with the first and third lines having the same amount of kana with the second line having two additional kana. the first and third lines may not exceed 8 kana each.

Translation: A haiku can be as large as 8-10-8, or as small as 1-3-1. If one makes a series of haiku, each individual one must follow the same size.

/busybodiness

 

[IndieGirl]

Yay! Thanks so much for correcting that...i didn't know. I feel so enlightened, seriously. That's awesome.

I mean...

I am so impressed
at your haiku mastery,
O Great Blue-haired One.

 

[Kumiko]

It is so very common
that such restrictions are put upon
an art of which I am fond.

 

[IndieGirl]

In her prolific posting
I may be easily undone, for
much spam talent I see in her.

 

[Namyeknom]

Spam,
I love and,
hate.

 

[Sirixis]

Sleep-deprived hatter
Detests the Christmas season
A kitty at heart

 

[Namyeknom]

Sirixis,
A marvelous gent,
great and fair,

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Someone feed me.
Stomach rumbling makes MO
A sad, sad sheep.

 

[Namyeknom]

MO is great,
Spamming skill undoubted,
But needs an av.

 

[Sirixis]

Mustachioed Nam
Has to beat the ladies off
With a special stick

 

[Monte Ozarka]

I have complied, Nam
with your avatar request.
Do you like penguins?

 

[IndieGirl]

Monte's returning.
It makes my heart glad to see
her once again here.

 

[OPArsenal]

IndieGirl is the
Second in command for the
Army of spammers

 

[Fedele]

OP is cool
He does not like Halo
A true rebel

 

[IndieGirl]

It is oft rumoured
that Fedele is known to taste
both green and fuzzy.

 

[Sydia]

Thread necromancy
Does not bother IndieGirl
If it's done by me

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Sydia is bronzed,
So manly and sexy god,
I want to do him.

 

[Sydia]

DD has issues,
Our favourite global mod,
Is a closet case.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

An educator,
teaching the future children,
Soon ruler of earth.

 

[Sydia]

Aware of my work,
DD knows me far too well,
Don't tell the childers.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

My dog smells funny,
he is taking sulfur baths,
ringworm for a while

 

[Sydia]

Has strong opinions,
Criticises Pandas food choice,
Bamboo is boring.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Is omniscient yes,
Knows how to comprehend yes,
Obviously reads.

 

[IndieGirl]

He'll write like Yoda
at least, syntactically.
Many girls he has, yes.

 

[Sydia]

Likes quality tunes,
Even cheesy 80s stuff,
The Thompson Twins rock.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Is a funny guy,
make me laugh now funny guy,
Just go and do it.

 

[IndieGirl]

Has an avatar
which makes me think of steps and
columns most tranquil.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Has a high post count,
Seriously it is big,
That is what she said.

 

[IndieGirl]

Is sick and twisted.
The proof is in his sig line.
Potter fans beware.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Is like a cactus,
I do not mean she's prickly.
Composed of water.

 

[IndieGirl]

Globe'ly moderate,
virtually empowered,
and red all over.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Made a fun topic,
One that I enjoy greatly,
A very good time.

 

[Sydia]

One for the ladies,
DD will charm their pants off,
Watch out for VD.

 

[IndieGirl]

Is not quite thirty.
But I like him anyway.
I'm sure he knows this.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Is my friend long time,
though that was not true always,
I am glad we are.

 

[Sydia]

IG
The supreme wordsmith,
A premier creative force,
Why can't she live here?

DD
Types faster than I,
Makes me look like a moron,
Is laughing right now.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Hit the nail squarely,
I am sometimes unsafe yes,
and it worries me.


Edit:

Too slow for posting,
should practice more by posting,
and not leave so soon.

 

[IndieGirl]

Orem is borin',
at least that's what he says. And,
sometimes I agree.

 

[Sydia]

Due to slow typing,
Got two for the price of one,
Has the best blog here.