^ It began with the forging of the Rings of Power. Three were given to the elves. Six were given to the dwarves, great MINECRAFTsmen in the mountain halls. And NYAN, NYAN rings were given to the RACIST men, who above all else, desired MEN. In the land of MORDOR, in the fires of Mount MORDOR, the dark lord MORDOR forged a MORDOR ring, to TROLL all others. WOW. But, there was SAUCE. A last alliance of men and elves and LIONS marched on the armies of SAUCE. It was then, Isildur, son of KING HARKINIAN, took up his father's sword. SAUCE was defeated.