What's Under Their Bed?

His secretest of secret projects: a new transformer made out of nintendo cartridges.
I found a throne made from Nintendo cartridges in Tokyo. It was amazing. and not that comfortable.

^ enough copper wire to encircle the earth
 
a pair of broken flip flops. (i nearly used the australian term for flipflops there, but realised it might be taken inappropriately)

...what are canadian footballs like?
 
^ a pair of broken thongs (I'm speaking North American here.)

Canadian footballs are slightly larger, more rounded than American footballs. The Canadian Football League actually had a marketing campaign a few years ago with the tagline "Our balls are bigger." I'm serious.
 
^ a ragtag rabble of rotund rodents rummaging 'round and really reeling due to the ransackung and removal of their refined roquefort.
 
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