I lied...

Everyone knows the mortal enemy of the leprechorn is the puppaby.

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I love when you drive to work in the rain, then when you are ready to leave, your car is iced over and it is snowing outside! These are my favorite days of the year!
 
I love the sales manager I have to work with. His name is not Kyle. I never play "Kyle's Mom Is A Big Fat Bitch" from Southpark really loud over and over when he pisses me off.
 
I don't EITHER! Fancy that.

I totally yell profanities at work. It's one of the advantages of working in a large room with a loud stereo all by myself.
 
It's totally a million square feet. Definitely not just a room that used to be the break room of the company that worked on the floor below us.
 
Blackshear:
It sucks that you can pass gas unfettered in a million square foot warehouse.
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That's my work. All the booze in the entire province goes through our place.

I would never be caught dead correcting someone. Everyone appreciates it.
 
Wow! It must be at least TWO million square feet. ALL the booze?!

I think it is super-helpful to tell people about all the things that are wrong with them.
 
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