I lied...

[Kumiko]

I made this topic to act as a confessional for all you sinners out there!

I lied, I made this topic for giggles.

 

[OPArsenal]

My confession: I hate people that spam their own spam!

 

[Fedele]

Deikura, I just killed a man... Put my gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead...

I lied. I just took that from Bohemian Rhapsody.

 

[OPArsenal]

I just read a lie. The word "Deikura" is nowhere to be found in Bohemian Rhapsody.

 

[Fedele]

[size=-5]
Anyone who pasted this somewhere to be able to read it is a loser. That includes you, OP.[/size]

I just sinned. I insulted someone.

I didn't paste. I abused my mod powers. Chump.

Hersfold Edit: So did I. Much easier than opening Word or something.

 

[OPArsenal]

I just abused my mod powers.

 

[Fedele]

I just warned your ass!












I lied

 

[OPArsenal]

I just encouraged joke warns.

That's a lie.

 

[Fedele]

I just registered an account "the twoslit experiment" so nobody else could


I lied

 

[OPArsenal]

I am black.

That is a scurrilous lie.

 

[Kumiko]

I'm unhappy I made this topic.

I lied, you guys rawk.

 

[Sirixis]

I'm taking over the NP with an invisible force of thousands.

I lied. I got the invisible force but we're going to take over the East Pacific.

I lied again.

 

[Kumiko]

I actually think IP is the most horrible baby-eating daft bastard on earth.

I lied.

 

[Insane Power]

You lied... that was true

 

[Fedele]

I lusted after ^ and ^^ and ^^^

What can I say? It was a streessful day.

 

[Haor Chall]

I lied when I said I would never post in OOC again...

 

[OPArsenal]

I lied when I said that I hated the Pacific.

 

[Kumiko]

I lied when I said I hated the Pacific.

They're actually a bunch of stodgy twits that pushed me into the arms of the ADN. I eat babies now. >

 

[Insane Power]

BlackAdder is my Grandfather....


...I lied

 

[Fedele]

Insane Power is my aunt and Cathyy is my uncle.

I lied.

 

[OPArsenal]

Warrior Thorin is my grandma.

That's a lie.

 

[Fedele]

Yes, dancing that poorly is, in fact, a sin.

 

[IndieGirl]

I admit it, Kumi's a better spam queen than I am.

Oh wait, I lied.

 

[Kumiko]

XP It's nice to dream.

I dislike competition, but that's not the lie. The lie is I mind not winning.

 

[IndieGirl]

I'll feel bad for ^ when she loses to me.

NOT! HA!

 

[Insane Power]

I will out spam both of you!

I suspect I lied.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

My room number is pi.

I lied. Sorry. My room number, however, is approximately 100*pi. Room 314, yay!

 

[Cthul Murgos]

I'm not gassy. That's the dog... or my boss... or anyone else here..

I lied. It's mine. But no, some poor animal has not perished within my colon!

Yeah, I lied again.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

I'm not really gay.

 

[Cthul Murgos]

I am not technically gay

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

I've been lying, I am going to keep going.

 

[Cthul Murgos]

I don't have to poop

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

I knew it! Ha!

I didn't really...

 

[Cthul Murgos]

I don't miss my sis.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

I miss her


P.S. that's a lie, get it?

 

[Cthul Murgos]

I didn't get it.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Cthul is a straight male.

 

[Cthul Murgos]

DD is a straight male

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Duh.

Cthul doesn't bleed

 

[Cthul Murgos]

DD isn't a gay Sasuke