Eulogize The Person Above You

sadly monkey had too many blue monkeys. realising the next day just how ugly she was, if indeed she was a she and not a he, he was so shocked he died of a heartattack
 
And as his final act of kindness he taught us that just because something is shiny and pretty doesn't mean it won't make your head look like a smashed watermelon.
 
AA was caught trying to tear the symbolic gold heart out of a saint's corpse and was shot by the night guard
 
His ability to talk more then most unfortunately led to the premature termination of his life force.
 
Although they were attacked by a swarm of bees and chased into a burning house, we like to think they died peacefully. The horrified expression on their face can be easily ignored in a closed casket funeral.
 
Was a morbid fellow, he was. No one knows how he died. But, till this day you can still hear him scream! :lol:
 
^ Will remain in our hearts and minds as they guy who proved us wrong. The trains were still running, after all.
 
^ Won't ever be forgotten. Was the first person ever mobbed by lemurs in a West End back alley, only to later die at the hands of a disgruntled old woman who wore one of those cake-looking hats with the fake birds on it.
 
^will always be remembered as that special someone that died while inside the birthday cake waiting to pop out
 
Poor ^ didn't listen when we warned him that she was hungry.

Mistaken for a mars bar, what a way to go. *sobs*
 
Her? :P My boobs aren't that big, thank you.

A lesson can be learned by this. Bleach doesn not cure a sore throat.
 
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