Eulogize The Person Above You

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #121

^ Was in that film, Outbreak.

 

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 25, 2006

• #122

^ turned to the dark side and got his ass handed to him by Master Yoda, he did

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #123

The penguins marched right over them...

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 26, 2006

• #124

He got the Led out...and into his blood system.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #125

^was choked to death by a man eating sock

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 26, 2006

• #126

Was socked to death by a man wearing a choker.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #127

The indians got her... the damned indians got her...

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 26, 2006

• #128

The Indies got ^. And it burned.

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #129

Fell into the ring of fire

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #130

^got pushed into said ring by <

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #131

Total bastard anyway. Nobody cares.

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #132

^was at the running of the bulls...need I say more?

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #133

Can anyone identify this poor sap?

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #134

^just had to see what it was like to touch live wires

 

Fedele

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #135

The green light didnt mean go

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 26, 2006

• #136

^ Died from

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #137

^was eaten alive by a swarm of moles

 

IndieGirl

TNPer

TNP Nation

IndieGirl

• Jan 26, 2006

• #138

^ was brutally murdered by the former children's television star, Captain Kangaroo.

 

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #139

^ ran over by Thomas the Tank Engine

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #140

^ was fine until she said "you and who's army"

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #141

^ Darth Vader trod on her.

 

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #142

^ committed hari-kari for being too slow

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #143

^ will forever be missed, unlike three weeks ago when the driver got it dead on

 

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #144

^ killed when a game of Parcheesi got violent

 

Monkey

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #145

^ still trying to wipe the laser spot off

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #146

He just had to play a game of Monopoly with the mob!

 

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #147

^ died in a tragic stampede for $1.99 avocadoes

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #148

^ Ate an out of date out of date stamp.

 

Monte Ozarka

TNPer

• Jan 26, 2006

• #149

^ accidentally punched self in own face, bursting a blood vessel, resulting in a massive hemmorhage

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 27, 2006

• #150

^got chased down by a pack of ravenous wolves

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 27, 2006

• #151

^ Petted a violent owl

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 27, 2006

• #152

^played with a rabid dog

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 27, 2006

• #153

^ Ate a nuclear bomb

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 27, 2006

• #154

^was dropped from a plane without a parachute

 

Virtual Boy

TNPer

• Jan 27, 2006

• #155

^ Didn't break for a fat chick

 

Puckton

TNPer

• Jan 27, 2006

• #156

^Poked fun at a fat chick

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 17, 2009

• #157

^Had better things to do...than live.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 18, 2009

• #158

^ impaled by obsidian

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 18, 2009

• #159

^Crushed under a stelae.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 18, 2009

• #160

^ fell off a pyramid