I Have...

Loop

TNPer

• May 21, 2009

• #2,481

I have a poorly mown lawn.

 

Dyr Nasad

TNPer

• May 22, 2009

• #2,482

I have a lawn with almost no grass. (weeds)

 

Loop

TNPer

• May 22, 2009

• #2,483

I have a can of Pepsi Throwback. (And I'm going to the Moon)

 

Dyr Nasad

TNPer

• May 23, 2009

• #2,484

I have a spaceship in my backyard.

 

Loop

TNPer

• May 23, 2009

• #2,485

I have a belief that you are going to the moon.

 

Dyr Nasad

TNPer

• May 24, 2009

• #2,486

I have to agree with loop.

 

Loop

TNPer

• May 24, 2009

• #2,487

I have made yet another post in this thread.

 

Dyr Nasad

TNPer

• May 25, 2009

• #2,488

I have returned to my computer.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• May 28, 2009

• #2,489

in keeping with my last post in this thread: I have less than 24 hours left in Vietnam!

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• May 28, 2009

• #2,490

I have two jobs to work today.

 

Loop

TNPer

• May 30, 2009

• #2,491

I have a cold bottle of Jones Watermelon soda in my fridge, it wil be in my gizzard soon.

 

Dyr Nasad

TNPer

• May 31, 2009

• #2,492

I have a nice trophy.

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jun 2, 2009

• #2,493

I have a summer job that I can post during, and sleep, and watch movies!

 

Dyr Nasad

TNPer

• Jun 3, 2009

• #2,494

I have some very good food!

(@DD-what is that job?)

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Jun 4, 2009

• #2,495

I have a new 'second hand' Ipod! i can listen to music that i like for the first time in 4 months!!!!

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jun 4, 2009

• #2,496

I have congested lungs, I can feel it.

 

Dyr Nasad

TNPer

• Jun 4, 2009

• #2,497

I have...(what do I have?)....*wonders off to find what he has*

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2009

• #2,498

I have great posting power, but the darkness is too much for me to handle alone.

 

Dyr Nasad

TNPer

• Jun 8, 2009

• #2,499

I have two and a half monkeys.

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jun 11, 2009

• #2,500

I have only a score of minutes left before I leave for the airport.

 

mr_sniffles

TNPer

• Jun 11, 2009

• #2,501

I have... decided to calm down as being too passionate makes me sound hostile puts people off...


pft, well that lasted all of two seconds.

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jun 16, 2009

• #2,502

I have an idea for a thread; it would be writing joke WA proposals. (Then submitting them )

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Jun 27, 2009

• #2,503

I have anglophones coming to stay with me in the jungle for the next 3 months!!!! Best thing ever.

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jun 27, 2009

• #2,504

I have a regular phone that stays in my house 24/7/365.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Jun 27, 2009

• #2,505

I have not seen a single landline in this country, and yet most people have multiple mobiles

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jul 1, 2009

• #2,506

I have no cell phone!

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Jul 3, 2009

• #2,507

I have so little money i cant even withdraw it.

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jul 4, 2009

• #2,508

I have a savings account only, so I can withdraw. :crossedarmssmug:

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Jul 5, 2009

• #2,509

I have a savings account also. its just that it only had $14 in it, and the ATM only gave out $20s. the crisis is resolved now though.

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jul 5, 2009

• #2,510

I have celebrated independence day the proper american way; setting off dangerous Chinese made fireworks.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Jul 6, 2009

• #2,511

I have signed away all my IP rights regarding my time researching in Cambodia. Not ideal, but i'll survive

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jul 7, 2009

• #2,512

I have a half-glass of chocolate milk.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Jul 9, 2009

• #2,513

I have to find fabric for a skinny tie today

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jul 9, 2009

• #2,514

I have to say that they are in fashion! *wrist snap*

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Jul 11, 2009

• #2,515

I have found fabric, but all the tailors i go to refuse to make a tie.

 

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Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Jul 11, 2009

• #2,516

Imperialist! Get your capitalist jackboot off of the neck of our glorious peoples republic.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Jul 12, 2009

• #2,517

I have convinced a tailor to come to the dark side. Dude really didnt want to make it skinny though

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 3, 2009

• #2,518

I have flown across the ocean.

 

syber rad

TNPer

• Aug 5, 2009

• #2,519

I have a reason to now wear my cold weather gear

 

D

Democratic Donkeys

TNPer

• Aug 5, 2009

• #2,520

I have a headache, I think it's called "consciousness".