I Have...

Feddy:
I have a name. My name is Feddie. Only IG can call me Feddy. Everyone else will have their toes cut off with an axe for it.

IGly:
I have to lay down an ultimatum:

ONLY I GET TO CALL FEDELE "FEDDY" OR ELSE YOU WILL BE CASTRATED VIA COMPUTER, AND DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW.

I have to say everyones a little touchy aren't they? It'll be handbags at dawn next...
 
I've just found a picture of the night I first met my ex-girlfriend, the one who my ex-best mate got off with and then evicted me from the house I was supposed to be living in this year. I really should try not to do that again because it doesn't appear to have too good an effect on my constitution! :headbang:
 
I have a penguin.

Stuffed, that is.
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*wonders why her penguin avatar won't work*
 
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