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Corrupt A Wish

(Great, my favourite thread is here!)

We can, but find ourselves in a perpetual cycle of continuing arguments in the imported threads, and move forums every week. IF eventual ban any forum that has anything to do with TNP because we have several million in existance.

I wish the post counts were transfered across, so I could tell who to admire.

(I look up to him because he is upper class, but down on him because he is lower class... :p )
 
You do, but now everyone uses it, constantly.

I wish my life would stabilize and I could have my wonderful man.
 
You do, but your legs drop off and you must forever ride the earth on a skateboard.

I wish the Diplomatic Corps had more members.
 
It does, but you end up having one diplomat for every region on NS, and you get overwhelmed with the information and blow your head off.

I wish i had my new parts already.
 
You do but they were stamped on en-route. You have to wait for replacements.

I wish I could spam quicker!
 
You can, but your fingers slip the keys and one goes into your eye at high velocity, killing you.

I wish I could stop twitching.
 
Poof, you can, but i post something that makes you lauh so hard you choke and die.

I wish I could smoke in the apartment more often.
 
You can, but you forget whilst dozing one night. *poof* the whole thing catches fire.

I wish I could spam for longer.
 
Poof! You have dozens of new relations, all of whom decide to stay at your place for Christmas. (That's what you meant by relations, right? ;) )

I wish I could get paid for spamming.
 
Poof! The world is all peace and love but large hairy men in tiaras are constantly trying to get a piece of your love.

I wish ball-point pens were more reliable.
 
They are, but they are so expensive you need a second morgage to buy one. You end up using a pencil anyway.

I wish I wasn't so bloody cold!
 
You get better at this game, but so does everyone else, so in comparison you still suck.

I wish "Thou shalt not suck" was the 11th commandment.
 
It is and you die a grisly death.

I wish I could move to the apartments that are going to be made out of Highbury.
 
You do the day before being hit by a blood-stained hurricane.

I wish we could eliminate the odd numbers.
 
Poof, they're gone, but now you can't walk on your left foot, and the number of fingers on each hand confuses you greatly.

I wish I had a higher post count.
 
There are, but there are now so many they adapt to swimming in air. You can now get Ryukin you can walk.

I wish there were air fishies.
 
There are, but they adopt an agressive attitude, and rule the world from the sky.

I wish I were a little less edgy.
 
Poof, you are, but you gain a taste for very loud music to soothe yourself and go deaf.

I wish I could get a woofer for my truck for christmas.
 
You do. Not much hibernating gets done...

I wish tinsle was banned. And fireworks. And anything vaguely cutesy Christmasy until at least December 20th...
 
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