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Red Vs Blue in Whats Mine Is Yours:
Tucker:  Man Caboose, you were asleep for a long time.  What were you dreaming about?

Caboose:Oh, nothing.  I do not like to dream.  I try not to think while I'm sleeping.

Tucker:That's pretty much how you function when you're awake, too.

Caboose:I think consistency is important.

Church:Well you look okay...  then again that's... just the armor.  How d'you feel?

Caboose:Great!  ...Who're you?

Church:Oh COME ON, not this again!  How can you seriously not remember me?

Caboose:Oh of course, I remember you... you're Marvin.

Church:I'm Church.

Caboose:I think I would remember a name that ridiculous.  Nope, you are definitely Phil.

Church:You killed me with the tank.

Caboose:Dave.

Church:You insulted my girlfriend, you called her a cow?

Caboose:Karen.

Tucker:Dude, he called her a slut.

Caboose:Phineous?

Church:Your whole life is based around pleasing me.

Caboose:Wally.

Church:In fact...

Caboose:Milo?

Church:I think you're kind of obsessed with being my best friend.

Caboose:(turning to Tucker and whispering loudly) The new guy is pretty full of himself.

Church:New guy, what the- I'm not the new guy, you're the new guy.

Tucker:I don't know, I kinda like it.  I could get used to calling you Rookie.

Church:Oh yeah?  Could you get used to me beating you to death?

Caboose:What's wrong with the rookie?  He seems mad.

Church:Oh son of a bitch.

Caboose:Susan?
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