Things You've Always Wondered...

Where do spiders go to die? If they just died where they lived, my bathroom would be knee deep in the critters within a week. Thats if they die of course, I'm not entirely sure they managed to get out of the dying thing due to a loop hole...
 
If threads languish at the bottom of the OOC pile for long enough, do they eventually develop a grudge, and go on a quest for revenge?
 
· Can you cry under water?

· How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

· If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

· Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

· Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

· Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

· What disease did cured ham actually have?

· How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

· Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

· If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

· If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

· Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

· Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

· How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

· Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

· If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

· Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

· Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think,"that ought to taste good"

· Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

· Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

· When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

· Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

· If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

· Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

· Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

· What do you call male ballerinas?

· Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

· If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

· If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

· Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

· Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

· Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

· Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

· Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
 
Great Bights Mum:
· Can you cry under water?
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Assuming your wearing some kind of face mask, yes. If you were fully immersed then you probably wouldn't feel like crying, but one would assume that the basic functionality of your tear ducts is unaffected.

· How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Assassination is usually defined as murder for a power-related motivation; political or religious figures are assassinated because of who they are, if they were mugged and killed, it would just be a murder. Much like the difference between a mass-murderer and a serial killer, it's not so much the attack or the person killed, but the moviation behind it.

· Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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Square boxes are easier to manufacture, therefore cutting the overall cost of your pizza.

· If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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It would have been a short series.

· Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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They don't?! I've been doing that for years.

· What do you call male ballerinas?
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Ballet Dancers. For those of us from the UK, NHS 'Ward Sisters' are called 'Charge Nurses' if they are male.


Yes, I know GBM was being Facetious, but I was bored.
 
Namyeknom:
If threads languish at the bottom of the OOC pile for long enough, do they eventually develop a grudge, and go on a quest for revenge?
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Is it a bad sign that when you intend to make a mildly funny post in a "What are wondering..." thread that hasn't been posted in for years about the fact it hasn't been posted in for years, you find that you've already posted exactly the same expression of increasingly less humorous wonderment several years ago?
 
What's a pie people?! :o

Why do people compromise quality for a production deadline? ESPECIALLY when it comes to video games.
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A little late, but the video game companies do that now because they can release patches and updates after the fact, that way every player becomes a game tester in a way. Saves money.
 
Oh man, that series was just awful. I gave up on the first one because of a very stupid glitch where because one of my characters was in invisible mode, she became invisible during the cut-scenes, and my other people just stood there because there was no one there to talk to. :eyeroll:
 
That was a beautifully written sentence. I enjoyed it on several levels. I wonder if it is more efficient to hate a spouse (or significant other) before you've even met them.
 
Why does it get dark at night? The universe is filled with billions and billions of stars, many bigger and brighter than our own sun. Shouldn't they fill in the slack when the sun has set?
 
What separates the pleasurable adrenaline high of a horror film or roller coaster ride from the traumatizing experience of someone breaking into your house or a spider landing on your shoulder?
 
In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow - the bikini or the polka dots? This is important.
 
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