I am upset at a girl who keeps going around showing her the bruises I gave her. I am not an abuser by any means, she was hitting me and I merely grabbed her arms so she would stop, I can't help that she bruises like an overripe peach. I am not happy, especially when someone comes up to me and recounts a story like "I saw you getting your head smacked into a wall by a girl".
I am still somehow the asshole though. I am in dire need of someone my age to date, damn these silly kids.