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  1. Tortoises

    What's Under Their Bed?

    ^ twelve jars of peanut butter, a bucket, and a bib.
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    Rate the Person above yous Flag!

    7/10 the illusion that the two center triangles are different sizes bothers me a bit, but +1 for plemby
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    Rate the Person above yous Flag!

    4/10 Nice design, but it's copied and pasted from one of the suggested flag designs for New Zealand.
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    Godmodding game

    Ha! Little do you know, my spies, which are small tortoises in catsuits, snuck in and assassinated all of your leaders during brunch. That's what you get for not inviting me. All of your nations are belong to us!
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    Describe The Person Below You!

    Uh, uh ,uh... V Ignored the last post.
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    Describe The Person Below You!

    I'll think of something. V Has thought of something.
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    Rate the Person above yous Flag!

    8/10, I think I need to fix my white balance.
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    Godmodding game

    Tortoises eats the universe as a snack and awaits for one of many infinite parallel universe to arrive on their plate come dinnertime.
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    Answer with a question

    Isn't this already a thread? http://forum.thenorthpacific.org/topic/635145/112/#new
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    Chicken Crossing

    A new Chinese restaurant opened in my town. It's a wok in. Did you hear about the Chinese man who's percussion company went bankrupt? Now his money's all gong. I should probably go to the hospital for that one. It was a real stretcher. While at the hospital I stumbled upon the oncology wing...
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    Conspiracy Corner

    Degrees. Degrees are a measure of temperature or of an angle. Angles. Humans feel temperature. Shapes have angles. Some humans are male. Shapes make up everything. Male. People are included in everything. HE. Masculine gender pronoun. Some people are male. HE. Male. HE. Masculine gender...
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    [me]gives Frozentophat a Virgin Mary
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    Eulogize the Person Above You

    Nebula: tastes like raspberries and alcohol.
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    Conspiracy Corner

    Shit
  15. Tortoises

    The awkward moment when

    That awkward moment when you accidentally stumble upon THIS.
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    Dear DD

    Dear DD: Please come back, we miss you.
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    Conspiracy Corner

    Syria has ulterior motives for bringing back old threads.
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    Eulogize the Person Above You

    To thy dearest Cronnal, You were know a very peculiar person, but peculiar is not the word that was used.
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    Word Disassociation

    Sneeze
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    I never broke a bracket somehow, even though I continued eating the things I was told not to, the most I did was, on multiple occasions, get the wire to pop out of the back bracket and lay on top of it. Don't know how one could accomplish that, but I did.
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    I have over 500 endorsements! :lol: :rofl: :winner: Syria I'm sure the stats Wil change just wait, even though you've been waiting for a while.
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    Word Disassociation

    Corrupt politicians.
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    Word Disassociation

    Macular degeneration
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    The North Pacific Bar and Grill

    Is it the Mapping server, and if so, how bad did it get?
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    Word Disassociation

    Petri dish
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    Word Disassociation

    Latex
  27. Tortoises

    Security Council Application Thread

    I, Tortoisica, an Apprentice (with 430 (185,126raw) SPDR) and 510 Endorsements, apply to join the Security Council. Maybe this time?
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