Ask a stupid question and get a dumb answer

[Arichia]

Because it isn't dark green.

Why are we here?

 

[Aerilia]

Because we accidentally took the wrong turn

What's on TV?

 

[hokkadio]

the internet

pourquoi je demande ça en français?

 

[Hiero]

Hell ya!


Do u know what that means?

 

[Arichia]

It means what my brain wants it to mean.

Why don't we drink glue instead of water?

 

[animuplace]

cuz its the white stuff

why are de world exist

 

[hokkadio]

because it starts with a w

why does everyone think the voice of morgan freeman is a beautiful voice?

 

[animuplace]

cuz he a alien secrtly

why are aliens biger than humans

 

[Arichia]

Because we measure with smaller units.

Why do we have money?

 

[artiza]

Just for fun.

Why do you press buttons?

 

[Arichia]

Because our fingers need the exercise.

Why do we have a doctor?

 

[The Cordian Isles]

Because we are healthy.

How many times have you died before?

 

[Arichia]

It depends.

Is it true that every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa?

 

[hokkadio]

the apple is purple


why is PlayStation worse than sega?

 

[Janus]

the apple is purple


why is PlayStation worse than sega?

Eh?

What is the wyrd?

 

[Arichia]

I have no idea what you said.

What crimes would you do if all crimes were illegal?

 

[Janus]

I have no idea what you said.

What crimes would you do if all crimes were illegal?

[The very point of my question: reference your previous question.]

Legal crimes.

Why is noise uneasy?

 

[Arichia]

Because it wanted to.

Why couldn't we eat rocks?

 

[Janus]

Because my sweatpants are grey.

Why is gold not green?

 

[hokkadio]

because we eat insects

why do we live in cities?

 

[Arichia]

Because two people accidentally made the same building really tall and more people came to live in the tall building.

Why don't we colonize the sun?

 

[hokkadio]

because it is cold

waarom colonizen we not pluto?

 

[animuplace]

what pluto doesn't exist

why do i exist

 

[Aerilia]

Because you do

Why is there food in front of me?

 

[CD- betterThanFlash]

why are those cookies choco chip and not oatmeal?

 

[hokkadio]

because it contains a car


what is the correct spelling, american, australian, indian, english, new zealand, scottish, canadian or other spelling of english?

 

[Morning Sunshine]

English is spelled e-n-g-l-i-s-h.

Why are the TSP OOC threads so inactive?

 

[Arichia]

Because everyone is here in TNP

Why can't we have broccoli through an injection?

 

[Aexo]

We can, you must be mistaken.

What is love?

 

[Arichia]

A byproduct of hate.

What is the sky?

 

[Aexo]

It is something located on the ground?

What is a phone?

 

[Comfed]

A cat from South Africa.

What kind of continent is Boeing?

 

[hokkadio]

a shark

what is a lake?

 

[Comfed]

A browser owned by Walmart.

What is a great idea?

 

[Aexo]

Jumping off a 10-storey building

What is a fish?

 

[hokkadio]

dhit is a fish

what is the mesozoicum?

 

[Arichia]

I don't know, humans weren't there back then.

When will we be able to travel to the future?

 

[animuplace]

in the time where we know many stuff

why

 

[Arichia]

why not?

How can we stop every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes from being true?

 

[hokkadio]

like a monkey swims

When will everyone in North Korea become a millionaire?