The Trial of Laforeia

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The Lord Supreme High Inquisitorial Court of The North Pacific will now convene, Lord Supreme High Inquisitorial Chancellor Comfed presiding.

The charge heard today will be one of I forgot... could someone remind me?

@Laforeia, you have the right to answer all questions posed to you by the Court. You have the right to a sham defence and a speedy conviction.

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As a GA and a person who works with Laforeia, she is a Duck from the 2060s. She's a duck terminator, who trains the robot US marines. She also has been seen doing witchcraft.
 
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The Lord Supreme High Inquisitorial Court of The North Pacific will now convene, Lord Supreme High Inquisitorial Chancellor Comfed presiding.

The charge heard today will be one of I forgot... could someone remind me?

@Laforeia, you have the right to answer all questions posed to you by the Court. You have the right to a sham defence and a speedy conviction.

bangs gavel
Uh... could you restate that all but with less big words? (.w. ")
As a GA and a person who works with Laforeia, she is a Duck from the 2060s. She's a duck terminator, who trains the robot US marines. She also has been seen doing witchcraft.
Goji!! You were supposed to testify for me, not for the other side!! T^T
 
Err... yes.

@Laforeia is it true that on the 30th of February you were spotted eating not one, but two whole large pizzas in the span of 1 hour?
:O What an impressive feat!
However no, that is not true :no:
 
May I remind you that you are under oath!

We have videographic evidence! Play the tape!
Woah, woah, now! I ate 2 whole large pizzas within a span of one hour on February 29th, not 30th! D:
 
Laforeia needs to go through a CAPTCHA test
Anything but that, please!! How is anybody supposed to tell the difference from a traffic light and not a traffic light? :'<
Laf did nothing wrong!
Exactly! I have yet to commit any crimes! D:
 
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Let the record reflect that Laforeia is involved in the Deep State! Let the record reflect that Laforeia is a pernicious, subversive agent of the Deep State!
 
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Your Honor, is there a ruling yet?
Deliberations among the Lord Supreme High Inquisitorial Inquisitor-Prelates of the Lord Supreme High Inquisitorial Court of The North Pacific are presently ongoing.
Excuse me, is this the meeting for undercover spies from TCB?
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