[SC - DROPPED OUT] Putting Pillows To Bed

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Putting Pillows To Bad
Category: Declaration | Type: Declare
Proposed by: Wallenburg | Onsite Topic


Startled from its restlessness at the sound of international uproar over pillows and sleep aids,

Determined to tuck in this midnight raucus once and for all,

Snuggling into a final resting position for the supreme comfort of all member states,

The World Assembly hereby declares:
  1. Poorly chosen, placed, or prepared pillows can exacerbate neck pain and long-term injury rather than prevent it. Pillows should not be used for long-term sleep assistance except as advised by a pillow professional.
  2. Long-term use of sleeping pills often builds up tolerance and can interfere with healthy sleep patterns. Furthermore, sleep medication is often unsuitable for pregnant individuals, senior citizens, or individuals with other health conditions. Pillow professionals may offer alternative sleep assistance options.
  3. Pillows are not, in fact, cuboid, but rather come in a variety of fun and engaging shapes. Member states might take great joy in the possibilities offered by round, triangular, pill-shaped, cylindrical, and U-shaped pillows, as well as countless uncommon but nonetheless pleasant geometries such as heart-shaped. Local pillow professionals are best equipped to locate the perfect pillow shape for any given need.
  4. Pillows are not exclusively useful for supporting the head. These devices are capable of a wide array of physically and emotionally fulfilling roles. They can just as easily support the feet, the back, the neck, or—with sufficient surface area—the entire body. Dogs in particular may enjoy burying themselves in a good pillow. Pillows are also excellent for hugging, lounging, travel, and constructing sturdy, multi-level pillow forts as defensive installments amidst the frequent pillow fights which ravage the World Assembly campus.
Note: Only votes from TNP WA nations and NPA personnel will be counted. If you do not meet these requirements, please add (non-WA) or something of that effect to your vote.
Voting Instructions:
  • Vote For if you want the Delegate to vote For the resolution.
  • Vote Against if you want the Delegate to vote Against the resolution.
  • Vote Abstain if you want the Delegate to abstain from voting on this resolution.
  • Vote Present if you are personally abstaining from this vote.
Detailed opinions with your vote are appreciated and encouraged!


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Agh. Sick of this stuff. I wish this is how the pillow thing had been handled from the start but the ship has sailed. Maybe if a repeal of the other one were in the works I would look more favorably on this.

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I don't seem to comprehend the point of this declaration. Honestly, it comes off as a cheap way to get another GA resolution authorship point for Wallenburg through preaching something so trivial, yet appealing to people due to it being "wholesome". Against.
 
Against. We really have better things to do than worry about pillows in SC. I agree that it's nice to have a good pillow (and a comfortable mattress, etc) but SC is really not the right place for this.
 
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This was put to bed. It did not make the formal queue and thus becomes the first thread marked "dropped out" in approximately six months. Accordingly, thread locked.
 
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