Ever-Expanding Conspiracy!

Comfed · Oct 19, 2021

Let’s build a conspiracy theory! Each sentence must build off the previous one. Logical consistency is not required. Alliteration is encouraged.

Starting sentence:
The government is run by a cabalist cartel of kooky lizard people.

2 and 2 is Fish · Oct 19, 2021

The lizards are large, loopy, leathery Latvians.
(I don't know anymore)

Emptiness · Oct 20, 2021

The Latvians are small, thick, stupid and they are dinosaurs.

Ayuzh · Oct 20, 2021

Dinosaur got extinct before humans were there.

Emptiness · Oct 20, 2021

Ayuzh:
Dinosaur got extinct before humans were there.

Sir this is a weird conspiracy thread. Don't post scientific stuff here.

Ayuzh · Oct 20, 2021

(Logical considracy is not required)!
Oh I didn't read this sentence..

Plans was a dinosaur who has won Guiness world record for killing most humans.

Emptiness · Oct 20, 2021

Guiness world records are plain dumb, stupid and worth nothing.

Ayuzh · Oct 20, 2021

Nothing is something which is hidden.

Emptiness · Oct 20, 2021

Ayuzh:
Nothing is something which is hidden.

Again, no need logic here.

Ayuzh · Oct 20, 2021

That was logic?

Emptiness · Oct 20, 2021

Ayuzh · Oct 20, 2021

Nothing is a man who is man and became man.

Pomaogranate · Oct 21, 2021

A man is a lizard disguised in human skin.

Ayuzh · Oct 21, 2021

Skin is something we just rewiev.

Emptiness · Oct 22, 2021

Reviewing is a useless and lengthy protocol.

Ayuzh · Oct 22, 2021

A water is measured in its length.

TheLandOfFunFunFun · Oct 28, 2022

What's "a" water?

Ever-Expanding Conspiracy!

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2 and 2 is Fish

Nerd Fish/NPA Corporal

Emptiness

bleh

Ayuzh

Always an eye over here

Emptiness

bleh

Ayuzh

Always an eye over here

Emptiness

bleh

Ayuzh

Always an eye over here

Emptiness

bleh

Ayuzh

Always an eye over here

Emptiness

bleh

Ayuzh

Always an eye over here

Pomaogranate

this thing existed?

Ayuzh

Always an eye over here

Emptiness

bleh

Ayuzh

Always an eye over here

TheLandOfFunFunFun

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