Ever-Expanding Conspiracy!

[Comfed]

Let’s build a conspiracy theory! Each sentence must build off the previous one. Logical consistency is not required. Alliteration is encouraged.

Starting sentence:
The government is run by a cabalist cartel of kooky lizard people.

 

[2 and 2 is Fish]

The lizards are large, loopy, leathery Latvians.
(I don't know anymore)

 

[Empty]

The Latvians are small, thick, stupid and they are dinosaurs.

 

[Ayuzh]

Dinosaur got extinct before humans were there.

 

[Empty]

Dinosaur got extinct before humans were there.

Sir this is a weird conspiracy thread. Don't post scientific stuff here.

 

[Ayuzh]

(Logical considracy is not required)!
Oh I didn't read this sentence..

Plans was a dinosaur who has won Guiness world record for killing most humans.

 

[Empty]

Guiness world records are plain dumb, stupid and worth nothing.

 

[Ayuzh]

Nothing is something which is hidden.

 

[Empty]

Nothing is something which is hidden.

Again, no need logic here.

 

[Ayuzh]

That was logic?

 

[Empty]

Yes

 

[Ayuzh]

Nothing is a man who is man and became man.

 

[Pomaogranate]

A man is a lizard disguised in human skin.

 

[Ayuzh]

Skin is something we just rewiev.

 

[Empty]

Reviewing is a useless and lengthy protocol.

 

[Ayuzh]

A water is measured in its length.

 

[TheLandOfFunFunFun]

What's "a" water?