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ARE YOU, THE AVERAGE TNP CITIZEN, SICK AND TIRED OF THE SAME BORING "UNBIASED" "TRUTHFUL" NEWS?
Well, That's where propaganda news comes in! delivering weekly news that is completely biased, untruthful and will no doubt lead to numerous defamation lawsuits, but here at Propaganda News Network, we deliver the news how the elites pay us to deliver it. We will literally publish any garbage that any old idiot reader pays us to publish!
as long as we can transform it into delicious clickbait so I can finally pay off my divorce and crippling gambling debts. so please, send in your news today!
Sincerely,

Chimp Chimperson
Editor in chief​
 
Propaganda News can now confirm due to the lack of a bribe from recent election "winner" Oracle, that there is now absolutely no doubt that Oracle has manipulated the election results to win. more at 7
 
BREAKING: PROPAGANDA NEWS WEEKLY CONFIRMS ELECTION FRAUD???
Propaganda news weekly can now confirm that the recent election was fraudulent,
PNW recently spoke to an unidentified poll worker who disclosed top secret information about DOZENS of fraudulent "Private Ballots" received in a recent shipment from Guatemala.
The poll worker had asked to remain unidentified but due to the fact he wasn't carrying enough cash with him, he was told by the PNW crew that he may not be granted his request, fortunately at PNW we have integrity and will keep Gary's identity protected.
Tune in tonight at 6 for more on this breaking news story
Source: Trust me bro
 
BREAKING: DELEGATE MAKES AUDACIOUS CLAIMS ABOUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA?
Propaganda News Weekly has received an anonymous tip from discord user Sirkasto#3705 regarding recent "legitimately" "elected" Delegate St George/Madjack (real name is George Maddison Jackson) (name withheld for legal reasons)
regarding his preference of pizza toppings, in a statement leaked by anonymous user Sirkasto#3705, the "Delegate" made several questionable claims such as, and I quote "I really love pineapple on pizza mate oi oi bruv shank ya and what not"
PNW is investigating further and will keep anyone stupid enough to read this our valued readers updated.
 
BREAKING NEWS: RED TEXT IN CAPITAL LETTERS PROVEN TO ATTRACT VIEWERS
In a recent study by Professor Richard Cranium, the use of red capital letters in news articles could increase viewership by up to 6%, and trick gullible readers into believing nonsensical articles with absolutely no purpose, for more go to PROPAGANDANEWSWEEKLYNEWSWEEKLY.COM/NEWS.
Yes, we are aware that the site has news weekly twice in it, the intern at fault has been fed to our pet tigers.
 
DRUG DECRIMINALISATION ACT PASSES, LOCAL CHIMPANZEE IS OVERCOME WITH JOY​
We did it, the drug decriminalisation act has passed with a majority vote, anti drug lame-o losers everywhere weep into their morning vegan chai lattes.
All it took was an extraordinary amount of voter intimidation, rigging and support from local crack addict Chimp Chimperson, Voters today expressed their joy at this historic nation states moment.
Critics however, will point at the downturn in productivity and lower workforce as negative side effects of the resolution. I would like to say to the critics that they can REDACTED off and go REDACTED themselves, this truly is an epic moment in the history of nationstates.
To celebrate, I'm off to smoke a marijuana.
for more on this breaking story head to: PROPAGANDANEWSWEEKLYNEWSWEEKLY.COM/NEWS
 
SIR KASTO'S REPUTATION IN TATTERS AFTER DAMNING ACCUSATIONS BY ANONYMOUS TNP CITIZEN "PLEMBORIA"
Katsoup stands accused of multiple charges of corruption, bribery, theft and public indecency.
evidence has emerged due to accusations by said anonymous individual (real name Plembus Plemboria) showing the once highly regarded vice delegate being a bad boy.
if found guilty Sakto faces charges of up to a week in Guantanamo bay, PNW will keep readers updated on this developing story.​
 
NPA FLAG ACT LIKELY TO BE REJECTED AS LOCAL CHIMPANZEE'S MASTERPIECE FLAG IS ALSO REJECTED
A recent proposal to change the flag of the north pacific army is likely to be struck down as the flag has been rendered unnecessary by many including the NPA's
leader koopa (who has also been excluded from the cast of the recently announced Mario movie)
A wonderfully intellegint citizen monkemafiatopia had a flag proposal of his own however, inspired by the works of great artists such as leonardo dicaprio, the chimpanzee went with a minimalistic design which got straight to the point, hopefully we see more of such magnificent artwork from this primate.​
 
DELEGATE REJECTS EMBASSY WITH CONSERVATIVE ENGLAND, ANTI BRITISH CORRUPTION OR IS HE RIGHT?
The recent rejection of an embassy with Conservative England has raised many questions, such as do
British people actually exist? and who actually cares about an embassy? however, the delegate recently failed to answer both these questions in his scathing reply.
Speaking on his 24 karat gold toilet, Mr. Madjack (Name Withheld) said:
I've always hated British "people" they never brush their teeth and they smell like crumpets.
More on this developing news story at PROPAGANDAHUB.COM
(we got a new website) (yes the intern involved was also fired)​
 
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NUBT II CONTINUES DOMINATION OF PRIVATE MEDIA IN TNP AS PNW BUYOUT LOOMS
@Nubt II of Mortipal Has continued their meteoric rise in the private media space, now occupying a majority of the space on the subcategory.
My boss has announced that Propaganda News Weekly is up for sale for twelve dollars, this may be the final update on propaganda news weekly,
my wife has already filed for divorce and is taking my kids.
I will continue to update from my new cardboard box mansion.​
 
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NUBT II CONTINUES DOMINATION OF PRIVATE MEDIA IN TNP AS PNW BUYOUT LOOMS
@Nubt II of Mortipal Has continued their meteoric rise in the private media space, now occupying a majority of the space on the subcategory.
My boss has announced that Propaganda News Weekly is up for sale for twelve dollars, this may be the final update on propaganda news weekly,
my wife has already filed for divorce and is taking my kids.
I will continue to update from my new cardboard box mansion.​
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Real money?
 
PNW BUYOUT LOOMS LARGE AGAIN, COUNTER OFFER OF ONE SUBWAY SANDWICH IS RAISED
After an original offer of 12 dollars was rebuffed, and a second offer of 13.50 was also refused, a deal could still be in the pipeline as my boss is once again offering to sell my entire life's work, this time for a meatball melt footlong sub on Italian herbs and cheese.
as editor in chief of the news establishment I have been offered first bite of said sandwich, if Nubt II were to accept said offer.
head to PROPAGANDANEWS.FREE-WEBSITES.COM
(We ran out of funding)​
 
PNW BUYOUT FALLS THROUGH AFTER MASSIVE COUNTER OFFER IS REFUSED
A big win for propaganda news weekly today as the latest offer was rebuffed once again, propaganda news network will continue until the budget runs out in a week.
we'd like to thank our valued readers for their patience, all three of them.
propaganda news weekly will continue to deliver readers the latest and greatest in questionably factual news.​
 
PNW RETURNS TO BUSINESS AS USUAL, DOES DELEGATE EAT PUPPIES AND KITTENS?
Moving on from the recent buyout failure, PNW proposes an important philosophical question.
With all the changes since @St George 's election, does the delegate still have the time to continue the age old TNP elitist tradition of eating puppies and kittens or is the delegate hiding away from his duties of eating them? at PNW we will do our very best to not investigate any further ​
 
HUGE NERD FINDS OUT THAT PROPAGANDA NEWS WEEKLY ARTICLES ARE PUBLISHED MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK
Renowned science dude Dr. Richard Cranium made the shocking discovery this morning while scrolling the forums, he used experimental techniques such as maths and counting numbas.
unfortunately due to Dr. Cranium's extensive research, PNW has been exposed for lying to readers.
we consider this a massive dub in the expansion of propaganda in The North Pacific.​
 
PALLAITH COMMENDATION HITS A SNAG AS NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS
The recent proposal to commend relatively unknown user "Pallaith" instead of renowned user "Ghost" has been slow to reach the required amount of approvals.
experts say this is due to the fact that Pallaith is a very new and unknown user, with many saying that ghost deserves the commendation more.
PNW will update the story with new information as it comes in​
 
EARLY ELECTION PREDICTION HAS IDIOT CHIMPANZEE WINNING BY LARGE AMOUNT
In a recent 112% accurate math thing by notorious smart dude Dr. Richard Cranium, the next TNP election is expected to be a massive blowout by the crowd favourite and awesome guy @Monkemafiatopia (not biased) (he didn't write it)
The simulation featured multiple competitors combined against the imbecile, and yet he still won every single time. the average results are as follows:
@Monkemafiatopia: 2.5 million votes (99%)
every other candidate: 35 votes (5%)
Once again we would like to remind readers that these results have been verificated by Doctor Richard Cranium and are in no way influenced, fabricated, or falsified by PNW. Propaganda News Weekly has always upheld the lowest standards in journalism and would absolutely never lie to or mislead readers.​
 
Monkemafiatopia:
FORMERLY DEAD AUSTRALIAN MAN RETURNS TO TNP
Formerly deceased Australian man @mcmasterdonia made his triumphant return to TNP recently, having previously spent time on vacation six feet underground.​
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The Ultimate Guide to TNP News Networks':

PNW = Gossip City / FOX News
Greitbart = SNL
TNP Today = Honest But Radically Liberal / Socialist CNN
TNP Standard = IDK News Network
VPS: SurveyMonkey

If you own a news network, please PM me so I can add you, LOL!
 
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