Business Register and Statistics [RETCONNED]

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Unternehmensregister und Statistik (Business Register and Statistics, UNS) is an autonomous division of the Statistisches RepubliksAmt (Statistical Office of the Republic or Lestatis for short) that provides business registry services for corporate entities, personal property, and capital market securities. It contains data on all companies and organizations with employees subject to social security or the sales tax, with the exception of agriculture and public administrations.

It organizes and compiles data to create accurate and reliable information searchable in a comprehensive database. It will be used primarily for the planning, preparation and implementation of Lestatis surveys and other government activities. It is also available for public and personal use. Delivered in electronically-based systems, its services are integrated online and are accessible on the web.

UNS works with the Republiksanstalt für Wertpapiere und Börsen (Securities and Exchange Authority of the Republic, RWB) to enforce compliance, prosecute, and utilize other legislated measures of enforcement. The division aims to ensure the integrity of registered information, that those responsible to fulfill the statutory duties of registered bodies and individuals comply with their responsibilities, and hold to account those who abuse the corporate structure and the business registration system.

The division was originally created by Lestatis in 1938 and was reorganized to its current state under Statistikregistergesetz 1960. UNS operates under Wertpapiergesetz 1926, Gesellschaftsgesetze 1943 and 1980, and Finanzberichterstattunggesetz 1998.

UNS first went online with its corporate registry in 2000. In 2003, UNS made it possible for companies to be incorporated on this website.

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OUR STORY

It started in an old cabaret restaurant in Neu-Hightonstadt.

Home of what was Lawston's most glamorous male cabaret the Zizi Rouge. It was owned and operated by Francoeur "Frank" Agreste, who came to Lawston to marry his partner, Quirino Verderame. The immigrant and soon-to-be-Lawstoner-showman brought with him a burlesque ambition from Saintonge to the young Iterian democracy in 1933 and reinvented it in its current risque and predominantly masculine glory. It became an instant hit and Frank became the fabulous "Father of Borles," as Lawstoner burlesque became to be known.

In 1967, Frank and Quirino retired to spend the last years of their lives together. They gave the cabaret to their adopted son Alphonse Agreste-Verderame.

A full house in 1950. "Auf die guten alten Tage."

Growing up in an apartment next to the cabaret, Alphonse was ready to take over the Zizi Rouge. But in the 1950s, the Propagandaministerium (Ministry of Propaganda, now abolished—Jippi!) relaxed rules restricting nudity and explicit scenes in cinema. So-called Bombe films became popular and took away customers from many Borles shows. The horrible Sezessionskrieg in 1967 pitted good men against each other and kept whole families indoors.

In 1968, the war ended and Alphonse decided to sell the cabaret. Before he gave it up, he wanted to give the cabaret a week-long last hurrah for a proper send-off. Also wanting to help friends who lost their livelihoods during the war, soldiers and unemployed alike, he hired them for the final week of Zizi Rouge's fabulous life.

Bagumbiringan Mutiny, 1964. Start of the Sezessionskrieg.

One fateful Tuesday evening, one of the servers was involved in a messy and very tipsy incident with one of the customers, staining his shirt. Reluctant to send a friend home, Alphonse shouted "To hell with it!" and asked all of the servers if they could button off their shirts for their friend only for that night. They all agreed.

Then an act of solidarity became an unanticipated sensation for the customers. Seeing how it worked up the crowd, Alphonse and the staff agreed for the servers to continue wearing their undershirts for the rest of the week.

Zizi Rouge was sold to the City of Neu-Hightonstadt to become an historical landmark. Alphonse used the money he earned to start a new business, with a new vision that would change his life.

In 1970, Alphonse opened the first Matipuno bar and restaurant in Ganatrastadt.



OUR RECIPE FOR A GOOD TIME

Apart from the typical beer, sports on wall-to-wall big TV screens, trying to put all the food we love in one place, our specialty is always something from our roots. For our international customers, pulutan is what we call the food in Lawston that we always eat with our alcohol. Wherever we are, there is always sisig. It's pork and chicken liver seasoned and sizzling in Lawstoner lime or kalamondin, onions and chili peppers. If this doesn't give you the kick, there's plenty of other provincial variations of sisig and it's available in all our locations.

And of course, never forget the Matipuno boys. For first timers checking us out online, we believe you'll easily spot them out once you enter our establishment. But just in case you don't, here are some hints: Logo, black tank top, red swimming trunks, the name of the branch's location on the tank top, "big guns," "very big guns," (figure that out on your own if you still don't get which guns), either that big or slim, and all of them are very cute. Yes, we got both boyish grace and masculine brawn in one roof.

Matipuno Bierzeit Co. is the proud franchiser and operator of 54 locations in Abelfreyja, Akaria, Bashime, Iraelia, Korova, Makopa, Prydania, and Tameria. How far we've come continues to inspire us as we aspire to delight with good food and our very unique way of showing hospitality. We'll continue to serve millions of people just the way they have all known and enjoyed all these years. Hopefully, we won't become a turn-off.




OUR SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY

Like many successful businesses, we understand our duty to give back to the community. We wouldn't have come this far without our loyal customers and the people who mean so much to them.

We're partnered with the Emperor Samprati Charity to help people in need around the world. We also helped establish the Inlander Krebshilfe in the aftermath of the 1991 Inland Radiation Crisis. It is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to fight cancer, which has become the 2nd leading cause of death in Lawston.

We also have the Matipuno Community Fund that helps raise money for local and other national charities like Caritas Lawston, Imam Rachmadi Relief Organization, and the Red Heart Society of Lawston.

In Korova, we're currently helping to rebuild the food industry in a wider effort to get the country back on its feet after years of bloody civil war.

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