THE SECURITY COUNCIL:
NOTING that
Audioslavia was founded on December 17th 2002 and has participated in the World Cup since antiquity;
APPLAUDING Audioslavia’s contribution to the world of sports administration including:
- co-writing, along with Starblaydia, the current version of the “Guide to Sports”, which greatly assists new nations participating in the sporting world;
- presiding over the World Cup Committee for two cycles, an office elected by the World Cup community to collect votes for the three most prestigious football events in NationStates (NationStates World Cup, the Baptism of Fire and the Cup of Harmony);
- managing four seasons of the World Grand Prix Championship, which included organising up to fifteen raceweeks and tracking drivers and constructors championship standings; and
- providing eye-catching and “aesthetically uncompromising” football kits for new and old national teams across the multiverse through Kirola Sportwear;
RECALLING the following achievements that “The Bulls”, Audioslavia’s national football team, and the Football Federation of Audioslavia have accomplished:
- winning two World Cups, the 63rd and 64th editions, with a further seven runner-up finishes, tying with The Holy Empire in having the most appearances at World Cup Finals;
- co-hosting four World Cups: the 7th edition with Lemmitania, the 25th with Kaze Progressa, the 66th with The Inevitable Syndicate and the 75th with Krytenia;
- being inducted into the World Cup Nation Hall of Fame after the 18th edition of the World Cup, cementing Audioslavia’s place as one of the great football nations;
- participating in and infamously winning the 46th edition of the Baptism of Fire, a tournament intended for debuting football nations, despite The Bulls debuting many years earlier;
- co-creating the Confederation Of Calanian And North-Eastern Football Associations, the largest multiassociational league in history, where Audioslavian teams 1830 Cathair and AC Izotz Zubia saw great success in international club football; and
- winning two editions of the Atlantian Oceania Confederation of Association Football Cup, the longest running regional football tournament;
ACKNOWLEDGING the popular notoriety of Jeremy Jaffacake, an Audioslavian known across the multiverse for his extreme devotion to The Bulls and his videojournalism series
The Idiot Project which is recognised as the pinnacle of sports journalism;
RECOGNIZING that Audioslavia has passed down its experience and knowledge in football and auto racing to other nations, with the sporting world being better because of mentoring graciously provided over the years;
CONCLUDING that a nation which has contributed so greatly to the sporting world deserves recognition by the Security Council for its actions;
HEREBY COMMENDS
Audioslavia.
