Approach to Rethel Palace
“Arindin!*” I growl irritably as I scroll down the soon to be queens list of flutts “This woman is not a monarch Sarakhaid! She is an Idjott!!!” I yell in exasperation, tossing the phone onto the seat
The coronation of Maria II of Plembobria had already promised to be an unwelcome distraction from my duties but reading her empty-headed posts is now putting me in the mind that this event will be as having teeth pulled.
“Her highness has certain eccentricities, your Exalt” Sarakhaid replies diplomatically
If by eccentricities he means she speaks and never thinks my cousin is indeed correct, a ruler should have more reserve! we are leaders of our people! Shepards of our culture!
“Her Highness is a spoilt girl without a single worthwhile thought in her fool head!” I reply lighting a cigarette in frustration
Sarakhaid frowns and opens the car window as I take a long draw and exhale a cloud of noxious smoke
“Still smoking those infernal red crowns*, I see, didn’t the palace physician suggest switching to something lighter? Uncle Volkov’s* perhaps?” Sarakhaid asked in a placating voice
“He did, and I suggested that he keep his opinions to himself or I would have him thrown from the battlements!” I muttered taking another drag, Uncle Volkov’s...please, If I had wanted to experience spice I would have eaten a curry!
I stare out the window at the beautiful architecture, ancient and dignified spires and buildings rise around me. Plembobria’s elegant culture was on display at every intersection and along every processional. But I am no sight-seeing tourist, I am the empress of Astragon, ASTRAGON and I am many miles from my appointed charge!
“Why are WE here cousin!?” I hiss
Sarakhaid chuckles at that, he is well aware I am not a morning person, he passes over a cup of black coffee and waits till I have sipped before answering. He knows me well; I am every bit the manticore in nature before my first coffee.
“Trade Majesty, we are here to cultivate good relations and find lucrative new markets for our goods,” Sarakhaid says with a slight smile
“You could have sent any minister with a snap of your fingers! I have an empire to run!” I snap, grumpy but less vitriolic after the coffee
“Aye majesty, an empire that requires revenue to sustain itself, armies and great urban projects do not fund themselves,” Sarakhaid said his words prodding, he is, of course, talking about MY projects and armies
He has me there though whether I like it or not, the capital’s repairs in the wake of the civil war have cost billions and my recent unveiling of a new aircraft carrier in the Bay billions more still. Coin, a master that even empresses and kings must kneel before, my reign is no different.
“Has it occurred to you that the city-state of Rio is still aflame? Its citizens running Afeared! I should be in the capital organizing the re-integration!” I say deliberately using the Craviterean expression to irritate Sarakhaid
“Majesty, Sabhrain, if I may cousin, I must point out the old saying “the farmer that does not sow shall reap nothing” you wish Astragon to stride the world stage once more? Well, here we are! If we wish the world to take us seriously, we must be a part of it! "he says chiding me, dear Shaddai, metaphors have entered the game
“And on the issue of Rio?” I ask stubbornly clinging to my argument
“Rio Verde is not going anywhere, its leaders are paralyzed by indecision and its streets overrun, re-integration will not be spoilt by a few days away” He replies with a wagging finger for emphasis
I suppose he has a point, however grudgingly I admit it, Rio will not be claimed in a few days nor lost in an equal number. My need to be in control of the situation, to command, can make me decidedly irritable when I am pulled from my post.
“More to the point, it does you some good to see the world beyond offices and military bases, even an Exalt needs a change of scenery on occasion,” He says taking advantage of my thoughtful pause
“Hmmm, I suppose an Exalt must provide for her nation, our worker's products need markets, that still means we have to deal with this Maria the second though,” I say resigned to my unenviable fate
“I am certain your majesty is more than capable of surviving one conversation with her” he replies with a chuckle
I sigh and stub out my cigarette, mi starting to wish I had chosen wine over coffee to begin this day. Rumours my distant cousin, Tobias of Prydania, being present are at least one bright spot. A chance to meet is not to be taken for granted. The great walls of Rethel palace beckon.
“Rethel Palace ahead your Exalt!” The driver announces over the Intercomm
*Imbecile in Toruba
*Red Crowns, extra strength flavoured cigarettes, contain menthol, clove, nutmeg, resin and enough tobacco to send a weak set of lungs into organ failure. Sabhrain smokes several a day.
*Uncle Volkov’s, a popular brand of Fussian cigarette known for their distinct spicy flavour.