Hi, I'm Malphe! You may know me as that rat dude. Well, that rat dude is making their first entrance into electoral politics, something they haven't yet touched in TNP and have been meaning to for some time, and they hope they can ensure your vote in this election.
So who am I? Well, I joined TNP halfway through 2016 and have in my time served as a Minister of Defense, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Deputy Minister of Communications twice, Deputy Minister of Defense twice, Lead Gameside Advocate (note: not all for full terms) and more recently have been promoted to NPA General. I have participated in upwards of 140 NPA operations and am one of the longest time members still active. I've been a dedicated member of TNP for a good amount of time and I'd like to think I know the region and it's political players quite well. I also have experience outside of the region, my two tenures as a Minister have demanded I explore the wider NS world.
I haven't decided on this campaign on a whim. I decided to dedicate myself to this a full month ago at the start of April, when I started endotarting- since then I have done so on a regular basis and I'm confident I would be able to meet the endorsement requirements for vice delegate handily. I also intend to accept no jobs offered to me in TNP for the duration of my term, unless I feel that I could reasonably perform both to an acceptable standard, to ensure I don't fail to deliver on any promises in this campaign.
The Vice Delegate can often be a far less public figure than the delegate, but their role in the region isn't much less instrumental. They ensure the proper workings of the Security Council, the proper vetting of citizens and the proper functioning of the WADP, among other things. If the VD isn't doing their job then large swathes of TNP's inner workings are put into jeopardy; I guarantee I won't let that happen.
Of course I can't honestly ensure something won't come up, either NS or IRL, that would make me unable to properly fulfill these duties; if anything of that sort occurs, I will formally resign as soon as possible, make way for a new vice delegate and do my best to ensure a smooth transition.
I won't make any wild, unattainable promises in how regularly I'll perform citizenship checks; as easy as it is to try to do that to secure people's vote, I don't intend to say anything in this campaign I'd regret, that isn't the type of campaign I want to run.
No, I won't be able to do them within eight hours or something else like that- I sleep that long, and my memory isn't robotic. But I will be able to perform checks consistently at acceptable times, and my experience outside of TNP will give me a unique advantage in identifying potential security threats to the region (though hopefully I'll not have to exercise that power, for everybody's convenience). I'll get them done within three days (and hopefully less) and I'll consult the SC with any concerns around an applicant.
The painful truth I've observed in my time in TNP and NS is that what goes up usually must come down. If the NPA's numbers go up, you shouldn't be surprised if they go down the next term, and the same goes for the endorsements at home. I've spent almost all of my time in TNP in the NPA, I've rarely had much time to get to know the ebb and flow of the endorsements so I can't confidently promise that I'll get the Security Council's endorsements up to any given number. I'm aware 900 has been cited a lot.
However, I will endeavor to increase Security Council endorsement numbers (including my own) to the best of my ability and at the advice of other people with more experience in these areas. Which nicely leads to my last point.
I'll be the first to admit that I'm making a leap into uncharted territory for myself here. I think it needs to be done, I think I have more than enough experience to succeed- if I didn't I wouldn't be running- but I'm not some former delegate or vice delegate coming back for another round in my area of expertise.
Therefore, and I can't stress this enough, I'm open to any and all suggestions on how to do my job and potential projects to embark on. I don't care if you've joined the region five days ago or five years ago, I don't care if you've never served in government or if you've graced most of the positions, if you think there's something I'm not doing properly or something I ought to be doing, or ought not to be doing, I want to hear it. As a matter of fact, I'm counting on it. That extends to this campaign- I want to hear what you have to say.
In summary, I'm standing for this position because I believe I can reliably deliver everything required of the Vice Delegate - timely citizenship checks, increasing endorsement counts and a spirit to incorporate additional ideas and projects to help keep TNP secure, vibrant and engaging. As such, I hope I can receive your vote in the upcoming election. Feel free to ask me anything in the meantime!
Signed,
I've also made this badge thingy, if any of yall want to put it into your signatures.
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