BNC: McM suggests for internment of Texas children

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    - At today's press conference, to answer a question from reporters of how they would deal with illegal immigration from Texas, President McM suggested that internment was the best option.

    This has stoked criticism from both Jemocrats and Penublicans. The respected Senator ABC from Bjonnecticut said, "These sorts of comments coming from our President are absolutely unacceptable. We can not allow such a buffoon to lead our country." Senator ABC was later criticized for allegedly having donated a significant amount of money to McM's campaign.

    A senior official in the McM administration, who wished to remain anonymous said, "McM once suggested that I e*******n lmfao. Classic."

    We reached out to McM later in the day for comment and they provided a formal written statement: "These comments continue to taken out of context and mischaracterized. The President continues to affirm their support for all minorities, including the Texans."
     
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  2. Aweland

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    Fake news.
     
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    BNC strives to bring you the most accurate, high quality, and up to date reporting. We have had our fact checkers do one more run of this story and they have, once again, confirmed that it is completely factual. We thank you for helping keep our reporting true and unbiased.
     
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    lol disgraced former politician trying to regain relevance by plagarizing a satirical newspaper
     
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    This just in: duck found shivering under a bridge in Magicality City, sleeping on a Chinese rip-off Greitbart magazine. He is rumored to have been a former Speaker of The North Pacific, but we could not prove this as these reports were mixed in between reports of this same duck trying to falsely accuse and slander former Minister of Defense and Speaker Darcania. There was no action taken.
     
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    Breaking news: Bobberino pretends he actually has something to do with this
     
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    This just in: regaining relevance doesn't happen by doing nothing
     
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    Incorrect. Only floof may be Speaker. This duck is not a floof.

    Also only Fiji may be Speaker.
     
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    So does that make Fiji a floof? HERESY!
     
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    No it makes Fiji a Flemingovian heretic!
     
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    Fake Fake News!
     
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