Breaking News! Insurance and Basket Weaving becomes major industry in Yugobatania!

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In recent news, the country of Yugobatania has recently become one of the leading nations in the world in terms of insurance, reaching the top 4% worldwide, and the top 3% within the North Pacific. Basket weaving comes in second, with Yugobatania reaching the top 7% worldwide and withing the North Pacific.

Many basket weaving experts agree that in the near future, Yugobatania will become one of the top basket weaving nations in the world. As one proffesional basket weaver puts it, "I always thought that baskets were outdated with backpacks - I guess we were wrong!"

And due to the 43.3% of death by heart disease, and 6.7% by murder, it's no surprise that many life insurance companies have become rich with various clients all across Yugobatania.

"People need to stop dying, because we're swimming in money - er - cases right now!" says one insurance worker. Yugobatania is sure to become one of the most insured and basket weaved countries in the world.
 
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