May the People of the The North Pacific rise up and elect your Spammer in Chief! May the voices of the common memers be heard in collective cries across the land far and wide!
Our Cabinet will consist of pro-meme, authoritative, yet expert voices from across the land. Leading our current Ministries, will be:
El Fiji Grande, of Communications
Yukkira, of Culture
BMWSurfer, of Defense
Praetor, of Foreign Affairs
Bluie Gamer, of Home Affairs
TlomzKrano, of WA Affairs
And under my leadership, TNP shall move forward on a new Ministry, the Ministry of Memes. This Ministry will be supervised by the Delegate (if the Delegate is an expert on memes, which will be the case this term) and an appointed Minister will appoint Deputy Ministers / Overseers of the different bureaus. Each of these will be described in detail.
Reddit Affairs: This bureau will be in charge of TNP's official meme subreddit, as well as tracking up-and-coming memes through the Reddit meme system. This can be even in normie subreddits such as r/memes, or can be in any dank subreddit as long as it is run by and approved by either the informed Delegate, or Minister.
iFunny Affairs: This bureau will run TNP's iFunny account. By devolving a bit into the normie scale, TNP can get features racked up on their official account, allowing for recruitment to take place into the Ministry and into the region as a whole. Posts are to be made frequently and effectively.
Instagram Affairs: This bureau will run TNP's Instagram account... Inhabited by both recruitment and memes. This bureau will employ tactics like scouring several big accounts for meme templates that are catching fire and that will spread to iFunny and report such.
Auxilary: This bureau will use other means to scout and report trends to the Delegate and Minister, and will promptly report any eye-popping new means of sharing memes and/or very popular memes deemed to have gone normie.
Special Forces: This bureau will patrol TNP's Meme channel and all derivations of TNP spam channels, and scrub it clean of any normie filth. Normie memes will not be tolerated underneath the watchful guard of the Special Forces.
Propoganda: This bureau will use any methods necessary to publish and distribute pro-TNP memery wherever seen fit; gameside or elsewhere.
Research and Administration: This bureau will publish dispatches and University speeches regarding any meme category seen fit by them and approved by the Delegate.
The Minister of Memes will be Koopa.
A vote for Bobberino is a vote for all meme-kind.
Why vote for a normie, when you can vote for Bobberino?
The choice is yours, TNP.