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• Jul 9, 2017

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Cookies are nice

 

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• Jul 9, 2017

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Cake is nice

 

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• Jul 9, 2017

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chips and gravy are nice

 

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• Jul 9, 2017

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Burgers are nice

 

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• Jul 9, 2017

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Ice cream is nice

 

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• Jul 9, 2017

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Pizza is nice

 

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• Jul 9, 2017

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Food is nice

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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It is good to know that you like a lot of food.

 

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After all, a little bit never hurts.

 

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Or does it? The question remains unanswered for now.

 

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BUT WAIT!

 

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There is an answer.

 

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A little bit CAN hurt sometimes!

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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I shall submit my findings to the Bureau of Fictional Discoveries and they will give me a Nowbul Prize.

 

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They surely will see the genius of this.

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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In fact, perhaps I should become a professor in food quantities and whether they hurt or not!

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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Splendid idea!

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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I will get started on my next discovery shortly, but for now, enjoy some relaxing elevator music.

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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Okay, I am back!

 

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I am ready to make my next discovery.

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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How many times have you tried to put gravy or sauce on your plate perfectly, but it just drips onto the side of the plate?

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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This is one of the biggest problems facing humanity right now.

 

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no gravy = death

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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Something must be done!

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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We must invent a way to stop the gravy from dripping onto the side of the plate!

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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Perhaps a gravy catcher, a net or an apron kinda thing but for the plate.

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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Or like, circular dipped sections around the plate for the gravy to collect in.

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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That is it!

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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Gravy nets for everyone and everything! Put gravy catchers on your plates today!

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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Now ON SALE for $9,999.99!

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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Now that the gravy catchers are being sold, I must come up with something else!

 

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But not immediately, for I should now take one more break to explain why I became an inventor.

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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Stuff in life gets tough.

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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You need to avoid the tough or make your own way through it.

 

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Inventing is the best way to avoid the tough!

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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But inventions help humans, so see it is making our own collective way through it.

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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There are no right or wrong answers.

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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An invention can mean nothing for someone but the entire world for another.

 

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• Jul 10, 2017

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It can save lives.