The Rather Terrible Joke Thread

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."
 
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
 
I have a knitting class tomorrow, but I will do well.
I will sew them how it's done.

A world-champion limbo player walks into a bar.
They are immediately disqualified.

A man walks into a bar.
Then a table, then a chair...
 
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
 
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
 
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