Random thoughts

Discussion in 'Blogs' started by plembobria, Apr 3, 2016.

  1. plembobria

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    At the start of the presidential campaign Marco Rubio, Martin O'Malley, and Scott Walker were tied for most attractive candidate. Now it's Ted Cruz. What has the country come too?
     
  2. Nebula

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    Trump, Clinton, Bernie, and Kasich all at least have an excuse for being less than attractive. Ted Cruz is too young to play the old man card.
     
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    The secret to the Nordic countries' success is nothing more than the sheer number of death metal bands per capita.
     
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    Today I have purchased a large box of chocolate-covered espresso beans. I don't believe I shall ever sleep again.
     
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    Awesome! :P
     
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    Plembers you little dancer, I love those beans!
     
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    Damn Plemby! Back at it again with the chocolate-covered espresso beans!
     
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    Belgium has the second-highest minimum wage in Europe. Also the highest immigrant unemployment rate. Now it's a hotbed for radicalization. Coincidence?
     
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    Can the developed world finally come to a consensus about car rugs? They're useless! Absolutely worthless. You have to clean them, and you have to clean under them. I still have no idea why these things are legal in our society.
     
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    What if you get a car mat to protect your car rug?
     
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    Now that is a policy I can get behind.
     
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    China has banned erotic banana-eating videos. This is a step in the right direction to protect our children from this filth.
     
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    Can the developed world finally come to a conclusion on the subject of planting trees in the sidewalk? In just a few years the trees will lift up the concrete and you will have to fix that. And the sidewalk is hideous in the meantime. Not to mention dangerous for cyclists and runners.
     
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    i know i'm late on the outrage on this, but what the actual hell?
     
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    The Constitution of the Confederate States required single-issue bills.
     
  17. Wolfsea

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    Access to sultry fruit-eating is a basic cornerstone of society. Damn the kids, Banana based fun for all! Now brother Nebs shall lead us in a rousing chorus of "The Internet is for Porn."
     
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    I hate music videos, especially good ones. They make it nearly impossible to give the song the proper attention it deserves
     
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    I wonder if Stephen Fry snores.
     
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    So Gitmo still hasn't been closed yet. Disappointing.
     
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    All most recent and popular stars use their music videos to compensate for and distract from their terrible, repetitive and sloppy music.
     
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    Ha! I agree, though I avoid recent and popular music with a vengeance.
     
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    This song is creepy beyond reason, especially the bridge at 3:25:

    [flash]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLjXAT1Lo3w[/flash]
     
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    I don't think I shall ever understand why people care who Dick Morris is.
     
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    I often find when listening to new albums the songs with the most interesting-sounding names seem to be the most bland.
     
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    If the irony of "voting machines with paper trails" is lost on you, you should be slapped a bit.