Gradea's Grill

[Gradea]

Welcome to Gradea's Grill, the most refined BBQ & Grill in the North Pacific.

Our staff:
Owner: [me]

Our facilities:

Front smoking lounge:

Rear smoking lounge:

Shooting range:

Bowling alley:

Credit: Thank you to Ceretis for finding the pictures.

 

[Yayness]

I'd like to have a hot plate of Darcania.

 

[Gradea]

I'd like to have a hot plate of Darcania.

There you are sir. *Hands Darcania on a plate*

 

[Ceretis]

Coney dog and cheesey bacon fries.

 

[Darcania]

I'd like to have a hot plate of Darcania.

...what?

 

[Gradea]

Coney dog and cheesey bacon fries.

There you go, sir.

 

[Ceretis]

Thank you. Delicious.

 

[Ceretis]

Can we set up a shooting range and smoking lounge in here? I need some place to drink, shoot, and smoke.

 

[Nebula]

I can has cheezburger?

 

[Gradea]

Can we set up a shooting range and smoking lounge in here? I need some place to drink, shoot, and smoke.

Yes you can. I am going to rename the place Gradea's Grill, Shooting Range and Smoking Lounge.

EDIT: I just relaised I can't change the topic title.

 

[Gradea]

Can we set up a shooting range and smoking lounge in here? I need some place to drink, shoot, and smoke.

Yes you can. I am going to rename the place Gradea's Grill, Shooting Range and Smoking Lounge.

Yes you can. Would you like badger with that?

 

[Ceretis]

*Construction workers enter the grill and begin setting up a gun range*

Yes please.

 

[Gradea]

OP has been updated to make the place look better.

 

[Nebula]

Beer and guns... bad combo

 

[Ceretis]

You're right Nebula, where's the whiskey!

 

[Nebula]

 

[Felis]

I'd like to order a fine, silver platter of Syrixian So'ul.

 

[Syrixia]

W

t

f

 

[Ceretis]

We have exotic tastes around here.

 

[Nebula]

*sidles over to Gradea*

So... are you hiring?

 

[Syrixia]

Syrixia sighs to himself. He then puts his head on the bar counter in a subtle, quiet manner and mumbles, "Oh God..."

 

[Felis]

Syrixia sighs to himself. He then puts his head on the bar counter in a subtle, quiet manner and mumbles, "Oh God..."

Cronaal moved up-close to Syrixia and place his mouth close to Syrixia's ear and whispered
"Hey, whats wrong"

 

[Ceretis]

Walking over to Syrixia placing a glass of fine scotch on the bar in front of him. We're here to listen.

 

[Nebula]

HE'S WASTED

 

[Nebula]

 

[Empire of Narnia]

Who wants to buy some? All proceeds will go to the Islamic State!

 

[Syrixia]

I would but that looks like coke.

 

[Nebula]

I would but that looks like coke.

Really? I couldn't tell if it was heroin or soap.

 

[Felis]

I would but that looks like coke.

Really? I couldn't tell if it was heroin or soap.

It's Crack Cocaine, did ma' googling.

 

[Syrixia]

And then I stuff

the crack

down

his ass

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

 

[Felis]

And then I stuff

the crack

down

his ass

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

then

i stuff

some raisins

down your

neck

 

[Nebula]

Gentlemen! Please step outside if you intend to do such horrible things to one another.

 

[Syrixia]

*Stuffs

the crack

down

Nebula's ass

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH*

 

[Nebula]

*breaks Syrixia's leg*

 

[Syrixia]

Ow! Unnecessary!

 

[Nebula]

You were trying to stuff cocaine up my butt. I am completely justified here.

 

[Syrixia]

No! I would never try to stuff cocaine up your butt! I was only stuffing crack.

 

[Nebula]

Crack is cocaine. "Regular cocaine" is cocaine hydrochloride.

 

[Felis]

wat

 

[Nebula]

wat wat?