Spoiler OOC: Just something I've had for a while and will update probably pretty sporadically. But eh. So... like, I'm just a regular guy. A regular 10 year old kid, in the Johto region of whatever country I live in. Then one day I wake up to this: The darkness: interesting apparrently. In the dark? o: As opposed to that other world occupied by Pokemon that I've lived in for last 10 years. No shit, Sherlock, you're only the most famous Pokenut in the world. I'm sure that's not all they call you. Dude, I have eyes. And for money and bitches right? ... TELL ME THERE'S MONEY AND BITCHES TOO .... .... Aww jeez, who knew Prof Oak was blind? :/ That's what I said. Are you deaf as well as blind? No. Are you stupid? Who the fuck's called BRO? [flash]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ6CcEOmlYU[/flash] Bring it, bitch. Are more long ass speeches about really obvious things waiting too? This is my room. There's an old ass TV, a Wii, a PC, a bed and some stairs that don't even have a door at the top. Jeez could I get some privacy? Just as I'm about to use said stairs.... Wat. Aww mom why gotta be like that? I was talking with the deaf, blind, dumb Pokenut. We live in a town of like 4 houses and Elm is an acquaintance? Yes I have been outside before. Like I said, it's a town of 4 houses, how dangerous can it be? Oh I gotta have a bag to go next door now? And this other shit? So I take that swag just to shut her up, and she goes back to doing what it does when she's sitting at that table. Drinking probably. But w/e. Next time on The Adventures of BRO: - Sarcastic remarks on all Pokenuts being named after Trees! - The weird girl who sent me mail makes an appearance! - We go outside!