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Janus · Nov 23, 2019

Because he's not Dorothy.

Why is the printing default now single-sided?

Marcus Antonius · Nov 23, 2019

That is what was selected.

Why did the boy eat his homework?

Kythius · Dec 1, 2019

Because he wanted to get smarter.

Where can I find Atlantida?

Marcus Antonius · Dec 1, 2019

Somewhere very very wet.

Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?

Sanjurika · Dec 1, 2019

Because he was an ass.

If it's raining, will I get wet?

MacSalterson · Dec 1, 2019

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why is this open-source analysis of the grammar of Chukchi so dense?

Marcus Antonius · Dec 2, 2019

Because of it's mass.

Why did the boy go to the corner of his hot classroom?

Janus · Dec 4, 2019

There was no air there.

Who are you?

Marcus Antonius · Dec 5, 2019

I think therefore I am.

Why did the doctor take a red pen to work?

Janus · Dec 5, 2019

To prove that measles is contagious.

Why don't I have a book bag?

Marcus Antonius · Dec 6, 2019

All your books wouldn't fit in it.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?

Aerilia · Dec 21, 2019

Because it was closing time

Hey who's that?

hokkadio · Apr 24, 2020

Aerilia:
Because it was closing time

Hey who's that?

the door

who is the enemy or north korea (best korea)?

Porlock · Apr 24, 2020

Everyone who isn't North Korea... And sometimes, also North Korea.

Why am I always cold?

Sanjurika · Apr 24, 2020

Because you are never warm.

How much wood do I need?

Hiero · Apr 24, 2020

Not Much.

Why do people like to watch 2d Girls?

hokkadio · Apr 24, 2020

Hiero:
Not Much.

Why do people like to watch 2d Girls?

because they are themselves

why should you not watch game of thrones??

Hiero · Apr 24, 2020

cause' i don't have eyes.

Why do you exist?

hokkadio · Apr 25, 2020

Hiero:
cause' i don't have eyes.

Why do you exist?

because I'm not dead

why is usa so stupid in 2020??

Arichia · Apr 25, 2020

we're not in school

why don't sheep shrink in the rain

Hiero · Apr 25, 2020

Cause of wool.

Why do you care?

hokkadio · Apr 26, 2020

because I love bears

what is it with the russian jokes?

Drusselstein · Apr 26, 2020

It is what it is.

Why did Einstein wear clothes?

hokkadio · Apr 26, 2020

because he wanted to be naked.

why do we get stupid answers to the questions?

Arichia · Apr 26, 2020

because that's what we're supposed to do here

why do we drink water?

Ihese · Apr 26, 2020

Because if the oceans were made of whiskey, that's the thing we would drink.

Why my dog can't be the major of my town?

hokkadio · Apr 26, 2020

because it's your neighbor's car

why is red not green?

Drusselstein · Apr 27, 2020

Because that would be lame.

Why is being green lame?

Arichia · Apr 27, 2020

because red isn't

why don't we live in the water

hokkadio · Apr 28, 2020

because we can't breathe on land

why do we do this?

Drusselstein · Apr 28, 2020

Because we can and we will.

Why will we?

Arichia · Apr 28, 2020

someone's brain thought it was a good idea

why don't we live in a black hole?

hokkadio · Apr 28, 2020

because we are Trump supporters

why is north korea best korea?

Drusselstein · Apr 29, 2020

Because the South lost the Civil War.

Is this the real life?

planes · May 5, 2020

This is not queen
Where are the airplanes?

Aerilia · May 9, 2020

Under water

Why is the moon blue?

hokkadio · May 9, 2020

because it is made of cheese

why are all cars not like the 1930s ?

OuterGalacticBankingClan · May 21, 2020

why life so hard on us?

Arichia · May 24, 2020

Because you asked your opponent to go hard on you in The Game of Life.

Why should we throw away things?

Aerilia · May 25, 2020

Because where else are you meant to store it?

Why is a orange not a vegetable?

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