Ministry of Cheese

[Romanoffia]

The Ministry of Cheese is upon you...

Minicheese.​

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[Severisen]

Is this to go with your whine?

 

[Flemingovia]

Is this to go with your whine?

 

[Romanoffia]

Is this to go with your whine?

Of course!

 

[Severisen]

You can't brie serious.

 

[Former English Colony]

I thought you would enjoy this: http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20141114-the-strange-world-inside-cheese

 

[Romanoffia]

You can't brie serious.

^^ NOW THAT is the worst pun I have every seen on this forum! Brilliant!

You should be left out in the wilderness to be eaten by Curds of Prey for that pun.

I thought you would enjoy this: http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20141114-the-strange-world-inside-cheese

I may never eat cheese again!

 

[Crushing Our Enemies]

I find most of Sev's puns to be hit or swiss.

 

[Romanoffia]

I find most of Sev's puns to be hit or swiss.

Cheeze Whiz!, that pun was grate, it could have been cheddar.

 

[Crushing Our Enemies]

Dairy funny, Roman, but your punslinging skills still have a long whey to go.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

All I have to say is

SO BAD

 

[JhawnathinJ]

Cheeseseption

 

[Severisen]

Are we stilton this subject?

 

[Crushing Our Enemies]

Sev, your humor is so uncultured. Gouda job, though.

 

[Severisen]

I wonder if Bleu Wolf will whey in at all?

 

[Crushing Our Enemies]

I can tell you're not really into this, Sev. Don't do anything havarti-dly.

 

[Severisen]

With puns like that, you'll be forever provolone.

 

[Crushing Our Enemies]

I'm feta up with all these cheesy puns.

 

[Severisen]

That pun was mine! It's nachos!

 

[Crushing Our Enemies]

I knew it was yours. I normally don't steal puns, but this one was a special queso.

 

[Severisen]

You better tread caerphilly, COE.

 

[Eluvatar]

How much fondue you intend to have with this?

 

[Crushing Our Enemies]

Uh oh, new challenger. Sev, we're getting creamed already.

 

[Severisen]

Let's just hope he doesn't want to talk to us about Cheesus.

 

[Eluvatar]

That colby.

 

[Severisen]

Graters gonna grate.

 

[Crushing Our Enemies]

We gotta end this soon, or it'll go on until gruyere's day.

 

[Severisen]

You may have just shredded the competition with that one, COE.

 

[Crushing Our Enemies]

I bet Romano is regretting this whole thread.

 

[SillyString]

 

[Severisen]

It's spreading a little thin.

 

[Romanoffia]

Dairy funny, Roman, but your punslinging skills still have a long whey to go.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?

Well, I was going to save this, but I must unleash the ultimate Nuclear Cheese Bomb...



The Cheese God has arrived...............DO HIS BIDDING!

Bet you never saw that one coming...again.

 

[Flemingovia]

ADMIN NOTE: THESE PUNS COULD BE CONSIDERED A BREACH OF THE T.o.S.

TREAD CAERPHILLY

 

[mcmasterdonia]

I seriously thought that was a real warning for a little bit.

 

[Great Bights Mum]

You cantel when he's joking?

 

[Flemingovia]

I seriously thought that was a real warning for a little bit.

Frankly, I don't give edam what you thought.

 

[Romanoffia]

I seriously thought that was a real warning for a little bit.

Frankly, I don't give edam what you thought.

By far, the Graddost cheese pun so far!


You do realise, that if these bad puns continue, we may have to have an "Anti-Pun Act" which would establish a Ministry of Aesthetic Deletions to handle and dispose of really bad puns.

(I tried to work in a cheese pun here, but I am left speechless by the Edam one).

 

[JhawnathinJ]

I guess its nacho cheese any more.

 

[PaulWallLibertarian42]

Feta-get about it.

 

[JhawnathinJ]

You cheddar not.