ARCHIVED: Unrest in Osship

Syrixia

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This is breaking news from the Syrixian Communications Branch!

Unrest in the exclave of Osship has led to full-on armed rebellion. An unorganized, barbaric yet lethally powerful legion of 50 million anarchists from across the WORLD have settled in Osship due to the area being rather unorganized and the only rich people in the area being Syrixian diplomats.

Osship's sole purpose of existence is to further diplomatic relations with Eumenor. Now, with Osship under their control, the anarchists have toppled the government and all embassies have been torn down. Syrixian officials fled to Eumenor with pictures of the embassy so it could be rebuilt once the unrest ends...or if it ends.

The Syrixian Prime Minister, Sir John Sirus, spoke to the public today after a private meeting between him, the Minister of Defense, Auel Vist, and the Minister of Culture, Shaw Atlas. The following is a transcript of his short announcement, which was broadcast on regional TV:

"Ladies, gentlemen, children, good people of our humble Syrixian Republic, today we stand before each other in sorrow and in fear. A group of fifty million anarchists from across the world itself has slowly been settling in our diplomatic exclave of Osship. We assumed that this was good as it provided the exclave with citizens. We increased security to preserve order and some anarchists, although few in number, did leave behind their ideology to get jobs and contribute to society, and they now live happy lives. However, this fifty million man menace has recently been causing unrest in Osship. Our diplomats have fled to Eumenor with important documents in hand. Those citizens who were not anarchists in Osship fled, although 75% were killed or tortured. 10% were even raped. These atrocities must not continue; we must stop the anarchists. However, I have not come to you to simply brief you all on a current event of which has already been released in a bulletin, of which many if not all of you read daily; which is admittedly impressing. But, back to the topic at hand. This is not an announcement to you, my friends, but it is an announcement to those in other nations. If we can send the anarchists away, preferably peacefully, we can bring stability back to Osship and put the North Pacific out of danger. Please, allies. People of TNP, friends of our Republic. Help us."

The Syrixian Communications Branch would like to issue a request for help; we would like to negotiate peace with the anarchists and find a solution for both parties.

(OOC: Keep it simple when doing this RP, but not too mundane as well. Syrixia will be playing its nation's characters as well as the anarchists. Also, you can have as many characters as you want in this RP. That said, have fun!)
 
The Empire of Narnia is shocked by the brutality of the anarchist rebels. Our Supreme Leader, Stephen Harper will send his greatest warriors to assist you in putting down the rebels. We will also send fuel, arms and humanitarian aid to Syrixia. Anarchism is a vile and evil ideology and we will not allow it's supporters to tear your nation apart.

We will send a strike force consisting of Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken and Foxy the Pirate Fox. They have recently been inducted into the Care Bear family, and as such we believe they will be more than capable of handling the rebels. We are currently briefing them on the details of the rebellion, and we are prepping the intergalactic spaceship we have on loan from the Kingdom of Caring.
 
We give thanks to both Nessuno and Narnia; however, we ask that Narnia does not import arms. This is a purely peaceful negotiation between us and the anarchists. Please, as well, try not to send the strike force. Only if the anarchists refuse shall we use force as a last resort, and if they refuse we will consult the DU before using force. Force is something we want to avoid unless there is no other plausible way. We recommend you send diplomats, however if you insist on using force, please try to hold your fire until TNP has determined there is no other solution.
 
Syrixia:
We give thanks to both Nessuno and Narnia; however, we ask that Narnia does not import arms. This is a purely peaceful negotiation between us and the anarchists.
Should we still send our strikeforce? They are trained to act as peacekeepers. Perhaps the presence of a Narnian starship would dissuade the rebels from further attacks until the negotiations are complete.

EDIT: posted before you edited.
 
A strike force for peacekeeping is slightly hypocritical, and a starship for intimidation may anger the DU. Let's be strictly peaceful here.
 
Syrixia:
A strike force for peacekeeping is slightly hypocritical, and a starship for intimidation may anger the DU. Let's be strictly peaceful here.
Very well. Supreme Leader Harper is disappointed, but will comply with your request. When the negotiations break down (which we are sure they will) we will be willing to send out the peacekeeping force. We will send food aid to your nation.

If the anarchist rebels threaten Narnian interests we may have to take a more aggressive approach. We will be monitoring the situation closely.
 
The anarchists could possibly resort to force against us. If that happens, we're gonna need to call in the DU. We can't possibly take on a fifty million man guerilla barbarian anarchist super-army hell-bent on destruction by ourselves.
 
Syrixia:
The anarchists could possibly resort to force against us. If that happens, we're gonna need to call in the DU. We can't possibly take on a fifty million man guerilla barbarian anarchist super-army hell-bent on destruction by ourselves.
If you need assistance Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy are waiting along with Canada's elite tactical units and our starship. If things get really out of hand we may have to call in our allies, the Care Bears. We will continue to monitor the situation closely. If need be we can also send a diplomat to aid you in the negotiations.
 
This is appreciated. The Syrixian government would now like to ask Nessuno what they plan to do if the anarchists attack us.
 
The Kingdom of Tronkandal condemn the behaviour of the rebels.
We are ready to send a military-police battalion to help and protect the civilians.
We are ready to send two of our field-hospital units to aid wounded on all sides if this is required.
We have also assembled a combined-arms Expeditionary Force that is on high alert should the situation escalate. The primary goal of these forces are to evacuate our own forces and civilians, as well as establishing and holding a bridgehead that can be used by a proper fighting force when this arrives.

The main priority is to solve this with as little bloodshed as possible, but we are ready to make use of lethal force if necessary.
 
The United States of Folmerica is concerned by the actions of the rebels. It will provide humanitarian aid, diplomats and any other peaceful aid Syrixia requires.
 
Lochstar:
The United States of Folmerica is concerned by the actions of the rebels. It will provide humanitarian aid, diplomats and any other peaceful aid Syrixia requires.
Excellent!
 
midtkandal:
The Kingdom of Tronkandal condemn the behaviour of the rebels.
We are ready to send a military-police battalion to help and protect the civilians.
We are ready to send two of our field-hospital units to aid wounded on all sides if this is required.
We have also assembled a combined-arms Expeditionary Force that is on high alert should the situation escalate. The primary goal of these forces are to evacuate our own forces and civilians, as well as establishing and holding a bridgehead that can be used by a proper fighting force when this arrives.

The main priority is to solve this with as little bloodshed as possible, but we are ready to make use of lethal force if necessary.
We recommend you send in diplomats and field hospital units to aid the sick and negotiate with the anacrhists. If things go south and there's no other way, unleash the force. We should talk to the DU however, first.
 
Speaking of that, the potential Syrixian representative to the DU is gonna do that now, as a test to see if he's got the job.
 
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From the desk of Surgeon General Sverre Gregers


It is now decided that we will send three field hospitals to your aid. Their mission will be to participate in the aid of civilians and humanitarian relief.

It has been decided that Field Hospital unit 5, 9 and 12 is to be deployed as close to the area of incident as soon as possible.


Each Field Hospital unit will consist of:
1. Military Field Hospital TM (Tronkandalian Model) 145. Patient capacity: 100

2. Three surgical units TM-089, each with two fully equipped Operating rooms

3. Three pre- and post-op wards TM-075, each with 20 pre-op and 25 post-op beds, four X-ray machines, CAT-scanner and MRI-scanner

4. Two medical clinics TM-235, for treatment of minor wounds and injuries, as well as simple dental facilities. Average patient capacity of 80/day each

5. One SAR detachment with 2 SAR helicopters and 4 armored ambulances TM-095

6. Medical staff consisting of 38 Physicians, 40 surgeons, 20 anesthesiologists, 15 radiologists, 15 bioengineers, 48 surgical nurses, 48 Nurse anesthetists and 80 nurses

7. SAR staff consisting of 6 pilots, 6 co-pilots, 8 navigators, 10 rescuers, 8 anesthesiologists, 16 ambulance drivers,
16 paramedics and 12 nurse anesthetists

8. One Force-protection company consisting of light infantry (128 soldiers, one CO, one XO and three clercs)

9. Accommodation for all personnel, as well as accommodation for guests and VIPs

NOTE: The force-protection company will only protect the hospital, its assets, facilities, personnel and patients. It will NOT interfere with matters that is outside the hospital area.

These units will be under your command for the duration of this mission, but if the situation becomes too severe we will decide what is best for our troops.


Supply-lines to transport in food, medical supplies and such will be the responsibility of the Royal Tronkandalian Air Force. This is part of an emergency doctrine that will be activated simultaneously with the deployment of our medical units.



I hope our efforts will pay off and that this situation will end peacefully.

Sincerely

General Sverre Gregers
Surgeon General
Tronkandalian Armed Forces
 
Your efforts are greatly appreciated, General Gregers.

We hope Syrixia and Tronkandal will be able to cooperate again in the future, after this incident subsides.

-John Sirus, Prime Minister, Syrixia
 
" To the Syrixian Authorities:

Dear sir/madam,

I hope that we find you doing well. We must tell you the truth, we are concerned about the current situation in your nation. We respect the territorial integrity of Syrixia, and will do our best to help in any and every way possible. With your permission, Pres. Tomb suggested establishing direct contact with the anarchists, and trying to reach a resolution with them. We believe there is a mid-point for everything and if you are willing to compromise, then I am sure we can reach something that will please you.
If you want to, we can invite you, the chairman of the DU, and the anarchists to the Presidential Palace of The Democratic Republic of Tomb in our capital, the Threshold of Tomb.
We look forward to your response and thoughts to this.

Thank you,

The Spokesman of the Tombian Foreign Affairs Ministry
~ Seven Tomb (President Tomb's 3rd son)

P.S. Pres. Tomb will be personally monitoring this situation along with the Minister of Security and Minister of Foreign Affairs."
 
State Letter From The Democratic Republic of Tomb:
" To the Syrixian Authorities:

Dear sir/madam,

I hope that we find you doing well. We must tell you the truth, we are concerned about the current situation in your nation. We respect the territorial integrity of Syrixia, and will do our best to help in any and every way possible. With your permission, Pres. Tomb suggested establishing direct contact with the anarchists, and trying to reach a resolution with them. We believe there is a mid-point for everything and if you are willing to compromise, then I am sure we can reach something that will please you.
If you want to, we can invite you, the chairman of the DU, and the anarchists to the Presidential Palace of The Democratic Republic of Tomb in our capital, the Threshold of Tomb.
We look forward to your response and thoughts to this.

Thank you,

The Spokesman of the Tombian Foreign Affairs Ministry
~ Seven Tomb (President Tomb's 3rd son)

P.S. Pres. Tomb will be personally monitoring this situation along with the Minister of Security and Minister of Foreign Affairs."

A Syrixian mailman in Osship carries a rather large bag with an important document inside, gilded with gold and written on the paper college diplomas are made of. It is a letter from the government of Tomb. The Syrixian mailman bikes past an alley, and sees a small child, about 6 years of age.

"Hey, are you lost?"

"Yes...mommy said she'd come back for me...she's a forgetful person, she probably forgot. Could you take me to her?"

"Of course! I'm a mailman, I know the city! I'm great at traveling fast! Where do you think your mommy is?"

"At our cottage, by the sea...I think it's five minutes from here..."

"Alright, let's go! Come on, hop on my bicycle!"

The child never got on the bike. The mailman turned away to get on his bike; he heard footsteps behind him. Assuming it was the child, he did not look until he heard the scream. The haunting, shrill scream. The scream one screams when they're about to die.

He quickly turned around. He saw a young man with an anarchy symbol painted on his hoodie. A kitchen knife was in his right hand, and a rifle on his back. In his left hand were the heads of two people. One was the head of the small child.

The other was the head of the child's mother.

The mailman screamed once. That was it.

The hooded man picked up the bag with the state letter inside. He stuffed a golden cup with the words "NOBODY SHALL BE LEFT BEHIND" engraved on it inside the bag, along with a couple small paintings. He picked up his phone and dialed a number.

"Yeah. I've got the goods. Hopefully our other agents have some more of them too."

The person on the other line said, "Did you get that state letter too?"

"Yes. Killed three peeps, but they were in the way."

"Were they one of us or were they imperialists?" (OOC: "Imperialists" is the anarchists' term for sovereign nations and/or their non-anarchist citizens)

"They were imperialists."

"Good. Get to base. This'll definitely persuade the imperialists to let nature take hold. Soon we will be free."

He rode off in the opposite direction on the mailman's bike, with the bag in tow.

Meanwhile, a Syrixian Intelligence Agency agent pressed a red button. His phone interception was neutralized. He had what he needed to know.

Once this got out, the anarchists would be done for sure.

He was fired later that day by the Prime Minister himself, apparently, for "opposing peace and breaching human rights".

But it was too late.


The info had been shared to all of TNP.

Some say it was good, some bad.



Tensions are rising.
 
From: Supreme Leader Stephen Harper
To: The Republic of Syrixia

We are very worried about the escalating situation in Osship. It looks like the anarchists rebels are threatening the region as a whole. The stability of Syrixia and the region as a whole is very important to Narnia. We will currently send a small fleet of ships to protect civilian cargo vessels and to help contain the anarchist threat. This is not a combat mission, but we will defend ourselves if attacked.

We are also be sending food aid and medical units to Osship. Currently we will send 2,000 humanitarian workers and a force of 500 peacekeepers, including Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie and Foxy. The peacekeeping force is only there to protect our humanitarian workers. If the situation becomes too violent we may be forced to pull out of Osship.
 
The Narnian ships arrive, as Narnia's government said.

Syrixian Minister of Defence, Auel Vist, shakes hands with the Narnian captain.

"How do you do, sir? I trust the peacekeepers have come with you?"

Before Narnia's Captain can answer, one anarchist in a bloody labcoat appears behind the two men. With remote in hand, he presses the big red button.

Suddenly, what appears to be a golden bear animatronic with a top hat and bow tie on appears and runs toward the men.

The bear targets Vist. Others run towards him and some stand and watch, horrified.

This is the last thing Minister Vist sees:
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Captain Jack shakes hands with Auel Vist when he suddenly sees a golden Freddy Fazbear appear out of nowhere.

The captain sees the bear and leaps out of the way as he watches in horror.

"That's not Freddy! It's an imposter-shoot to kill!"

The peacekeepers pull out their C-7 assault rifles and fire, but their rounds are completely ineffective.

The captain jumps to his feet and pulls out two Desert Eagle pistols. He fires wildly Golden Freddy before running back to the safety of the ship.

Inside the ship Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie and Foxy get ready to go into combat along with members of the peacekeeping force.
 
Meanwhile, Minister Vist is dragged away by the anarchists. He is unconscious, with bite marks and knife cuts all over him.

Behind an alley, Vist is stuffed into the empty Golden Freddy suit. The old robotic endoskeleton is removed.

Golden Freddy picks up a machete and mauls the peacekeepers, destroying their formations and eating their guns. Anyone who survives the onslaught is murdered by Golden Freddy's in-built machine gun. The human peacekeeping forces are wiped out. The Narnian robots are all that is left.

The anarchist scientist dials a phone number.

"Yes, GF has distracted them. Now we can focus on developing that A-bom. We will bring freedom to Osship."
 
Syrixia:
Meanwhile, Minister Vist is dragged away by the anarchists. He is unconscious, with bite marks and knife cuts all over him.

Behind an alley, Vist is stuffed into the empty Golden Freddy suit. The old robotic endoskeleton is removed.

Golden Freddy picks up a machete and mauls the peacekeepers, destroying their formations and eating their guns. Anyone who survives the onslaught is murdered by Golden Freddy's in-built machine gun. The human peacekeeping forces are wiped out. The Narnian robots are all that is left.

The anarchist scientist dials a phone number.

"Yes, GF has distracted them. Now we can focus on developing that A-bom. We will bring freedom to Osship."
The Captain watches from within the ship as Golden Freddy slaughters the several dozen peacekeepers. The soldiers fire hundreds or rounds into Golden Freddy, but they merely bounce off him. Even their grenades only manage to annoy the homicidal, twisted version of Freddy.

Inside the ship Freddy and his friends watch in horror from the monitor screen.

Chica looks at the monitor worriedly

"He is strong, and well armed! This is terrible...those poor soldiers!"

Foxy looks to her and responds

"Yarr, but we have something he doesn't have-The Care Bear stare!"

Soon Freddy walks in and he has an idea as to how they could beat the evil Golden Freddy.

"Yes! Not even Golden Freddy can withstand the combined power of our caring. If we all work together we can overload his circuits, he'll blow up!"

Freddy and his friends rush down to the loading hatch, followed by the few peacekeepers that stayed inside the ship.

Freddy and his friends rush out and see the evil Golden Freddy. The surviving peacekeepers fire round after round at him, just to give the robots time to use the Stare.

Freddy exclaims "Your reign of terror is over imposter!"

Freddy, Foxy, Chica and Bonnie stand in formation as their belly badges begin to glow. Using the incredible power given to them by the Care Bears they fire entire kilotons of caring into Golden Freddy.

"Yarr, it's working! That scurvy imposter will overload soon!" Foxy says as he watches Golden Freddy start to overload.....
 
The United Federation announces its support for Syrixia and condemns the anarchist rebels.
We hope that this crisis gets solved peacefully and we are ready to help Syrixia solve it in a peaceful manner.

However, should the anarchists keep their hostile stance, we are ready to send 20 million troops with state of the art battlesuits and weapons, as well as 10 million tanks to bring peace to the region.

We hope that this situation doesn't devolve into armed conflict and, once again, we declare our support for Syrixia.

Signed,

Johnathan Gallick, President of The United Federation of Alamo
 
From: Kaiseren Ragnar Lodbrok
To: Syrxia

I think something should now be done by the Viking Empire of Norway.I will now send 20,000 peacekeepers with futuristic battle suits.We will also send 5 teams of 2,000 doctors to syrxia to help with the problem.I had a choice no longer and had to act on this because I was most horrified on the situation.All the men will arrive from the sea on 1 of my ships.-Kaiseren Ragnar Lodbrok-Decision to send troops by the whole people and government.
 
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From the desk of Chief of Defence General Per Klunge

The nation of Tronkandal condemns the action taken by the insurgents and announces our full support of Syrixia.

If you ever need help launching an offence against the insurgents, our quick reaction force is always ready to be deployed. We have also put 3rd airmobile division and 5th airborne brigade on high alert for rapid insertion.
We can have an expeditionary corps ready on short notice should the need arise.

Our air force can contribute with high-precision bombing and close air support as well as maintaining airspace superiority.
The Royan Tronkandalian Navy will support in evacuation, force protection and transport missions.

From some of our intelligence reports we understand that many of the anarchists are just idealists and will not take to arms should there be a military intervention. They are still a formidable opponent, counting about 50,000,000 to start with

You only need to say the word and we'll give them hell... Sir.


Sincerely

General Per Klunge
Chief of Defence
 
President Tomb was sitting down thinking deeply about the world and its problems... and about the hot new diplomat from a nearby nation.
However, President Tomb's thoughts were interrupted when all of a sudden he interrupted the peace and asked the man sitting in front of him, "So have we heard from Syrixia?"
The man sitting across from him had a badge that read "Tommy Seller, Director of Tombian Secret Service."
"No sir, we have heard nothing," he paused and then continued," although I did hear that many of the mail passing through Syrixian borders is being intercepted by the Anarchists."
Pres. Tomb was obviously not surprised by this. "I did expect something like that to happen."
"Get me the Syrixian prime minister on the line. I think that there might not be a mid-point with the anarchists, after all."
"Yes, sir, I'll be right on it."

A few hours later, the Minister of Foreign Affairs walks in.
"Hello President Tomb."
"Hi, listen up, prepare 1,000 men to send Syrixia. I am going to hopefully get in touch with their PM soon, and once we get permission, we'll send these men. They should primarily consist of our Peace Keeping division and a few military strategists."
"Yes, sir. I'll have them assembled and ready to await your Go order."
"Good. And while you are at it, please get me the phone number for that new diplomat that arrived."
"(Giggles lightly)Yes, sir, consider it done."
 
President Connor Johnson walked briskly, flanked by advisors and journalists. He and the entourage took a turn before another advisor appeared and murmured something to the leader. Nodding, he took the turn to his office and was quickly bombarded with questions. "Mr President, do you intend to send any military personale to Osship?" Johnson merely continued walking, not even facing the journalist. "My advisors will alert me of the full situation, then I will make the decision." This bought on another question, "Folmerica's response has been purely huminitarian so far, is it your intention to move to military?" Nearing his door, the man opened it part way. "It is not my wish to get Folmerica involved in a costly war with activists, thank you." He then entered his office, leaving the media to scramble over capturing his exit.

Sighing once inside, Johnson rubbed his temples while collapsing into his chair. "Alright, what's the situation?" He asked, sounding genuinely exhausted. A life of constant press attention and making difficult decisions tended to drain someone. "Well." The advisor replied before playing back the audio of an anarchist murdering a child and mailman. When it was done, the President reclined in his seat once more and sighed. "Should we escalate our efforts to stop them? Possibly move to military action?" The advisor asked. "No, our efforts will remain purely humanitarian, for now. But it's become painfully clear that this group is far more dangerous than what we'd previously anticipated. Schedule a press conference two hours from now and get the Syrixian Primeminister on the line." Connor sighed. "Yes, sir."
 
The Prime Minister sips a coffee while debating one of the daily issues of the nation with Parliament. Suddenly, order goes to hell as diplomat after diplomat comes running with requests from nation after nation.

"Sir, The Democratic Republic of Tomb requests a meeting with you!"

"Sir, the Folmericans want to meet with you!"

"SirSirsirsirsirissirisirisieksirisieisiidjdnsdjfjdsfjsdfsdjfjdffjfdk9&:&:/.$-&&:/.&23/4&"

"ENOUGH! I heard this yesterday; I was injured. Anyways, get them both on the jumbotron."

Suddenly, a large monitor appears in the center of the room. A camera below it faces the Prime Minister.

Syrixia's new Jumbotron, basically a colossal FaceTime between nations, is activated.

President Tomb and President Johnson's faces both appear on the screen.

"Well, gentlemen, thank you for coming. I understood you wanted to see me?"
 
Empire of Narnia:
Syrixia:
Meanwhile, Minister Vist is dragged away by the anarchists. He is unconscious, with bite marks and knife cuts all over him.

Behind an alley, Vist is stuffed into the empty Golden Freddy suit. The old robotic endoskeleton is removed.

Golden Freddy picks up a machete and mauls the peacekeepers, destroying their formations and eating their guns. Anyone who survives the onslaught is murdered by Golden Freddy's in-built machine gun. The human peacekeeping forces are wiped out. The Narnian robots are all that is left.

The anarchist scientist dials a phone number.

"Yes, GF has distracted them. Now we can focus on developing that A-bom. We will bring freedom to Osship."
The Captain watches from within the ship as Golden Freddy slaughters the several dozen peacekeepers. The soldiers fire hundreds or rounds into Golden Freddy, but they merely bounce off him. Even their grenades only manage to annoy the homicidal, twisted version of Freddy.

Inside the ship Freddy and his friends watch in horror from the monitor screen.

Chica looks at the monitor worriedly

"He is strong, and well armed! This is terrible...those poor soldiers!"

Foxy looks to her and responds

"Yarr, but we have something he doesn't have-The Care Bear stare!"

Soon Freddy walks in and he has an idea as to how they could beat the evil Golden Freddy.

"Yes! Not even Golden Freddy can withstand the combined power of our caring. If we all work together we can overload his circuits, he'll blow up!"

Freddy and his friends rush down to the loading hatch, followed by the few peacekeepers that stayed inside the ship.

Freddy and his friends rush out and see the evil Golden Freddy. The surviving peacekeepers fire round after round at him, just to give the robots time to use the Stare.

Freddy exclaims "Your reign of terror is over imposter!"

Freddy, Foxy, Chica and Bonnie stand in formation as their belly badges begin to glow. Using the incredible power given to them by the Care Bears they fire entire kilotons of caring into Golden Freddy.

"Yarr, it's working! That scurvy imposter will overload soon!" Foxy says as he watches Golden Freddy start to overload.....
Golden Freddy explodes in a dazzle of light. However, this was prepared for.

Odd purple ooze spurts out of the now destroyed animatronic exoskeleton.

People begin to asphyxiate.

The anarchists flee.

Many lives are lost.
 
Freddy and his friends watch as the purple ooze leaks into the air. Several peacekeepers collapsed to the ground and die.

The animatronics and the few surviving peacekeepers rush into the ship and seal the hatch. The captain steams away from the dock to escape the poison.

Back in Narnia Stephen Harper is told the grim news. He sends an urgent message to Syrixia.

"We have suffered many casualties today. The situation is worse than we thought possible. Due to the extreme danger presented by the anarchists we are temporarily pulling back from the land mission. We do however believe that we should deploy the intergalactic spaceship we have on loan from the Care Bears to the region. We can use the Rainbow Rescue Beam to beam down food and supplies. I have ordered it to return to Earth, but it will take time for the ship to return to Earth as we currently have it stationed in the Andromeda Galaxy. Until then we will maintain a naval presence in your waters"
 
Suddenly, a third face comes onto the Jumbotron, that of Emperor Heinrich of Narnia.

"I've received your message, Your Majesty. This is direly terrible. Osship may just be going to hell right now. Care bears, anarchists, toxic gas, etc etc etc...THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!"

Suddenly, on the PM's phone, a beeping noise comes from the app iGovernment.

Death rates in Osship have just quintupled.
 
Syrixia:
Suddenly, a third face comes onto the Jumbotron, that of Emperor Heinrich of Narnia.

"I've received your message, Your Majesty. This is direly terrible. Osship may just be going to hell right now. Care bears, anarchists, toxic gas, etc etc etc...THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!"

Suddenly, on the PM's phone, a beeping noise comes from the app iGovernment.

Death rates in Osship have just quintupled.
"Yes. This conflict has rapidly escalated. Golden Freddy was completely unexpected. I have more resources to bring to the table, but I fear they may just further escalate the conflict. I have sent a message to the Care Bears informing them of the situation. Tenderheart has said he is willing to act as an adviser, as this situation is quite frankly beyond my experience. When the spaceship arrives we will be able to use the rainbow rescue beam to distribute food aid, which should help the suffering people of Osship"

Over a million light-years away the massive intergalactic spaceship raced to earth, crossing the massive void between the Andromeda Galaxy and the Milky Way. Captain Sailor Moon manned the helm while Grumpy Bear acted as technical adviser. Additionally several thousand Narnian soldiers helped to man and patrol the massive ship. Once it reached Earth it would first have to pick up the Narnian food aid from North America before it could distribute it in Osship.
 
Connor was somewhat surprised by th efficiency of communication, and found himself face to face with several other regional leader besides the Syrixian PM. Having only held power for a few months, the president had yet to meet all of the regional leaders. But he certainly knew of them. "Gentlemen." He greeted. "I wish that we could've met under less...adverse circumstances, but what we're facing requires a coordinated response between nations." The Folmerican explained. "I understand that tensions are escalating quickly, and the concept behind a military attack. However, a conflict in Osship will be costly and take years. Even if we defeat this menace, they will merely move underground and we will face guerrilla warfare. Terrorism will run rampant across the island for years to come. Not only that, but 50 million is a sizeable force to quell. It exceeds many of the regional nation's populations."

The Folmerican leader understood the dangers of going to war, and although he was attempting to build a military force for his country, going to war in its present state would be ill advised. Taylor had mostly remained out of conflicts, keeping Folmerica separate from regional military affairs. Those days were over. "But if we do nothing to stop this force, they could rise quickly and cause unprecedented destruction to the region. Ideology can be a toxic thing, and we're facing the most noxious of all ideals. Anarchy." The leader continued. "So, gentlemen, we're in a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. The question is, which will we choose? The USF is willing to act according to whatever decisions we make here, but we don't wish to become involved in a full-scale war."
 
Syrixia:
Suddenly, a third face comes onto the Jumbotron, that of Emperor Heinrich of Narnia.

"I've received your message, Your Majesty. This is direly terrible. Osship may just be going to hell right now. Care bears, anarchists, toxic gas, etc etc etc...THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!"

Suddenly, on the PM's phone, a beeping noise comes from the app iGovernment.

Death rates in Osship have just quintupled.
Can we still achieve a peaceful solution?
 
Suddenly a fourth face comes onto the Jumbotron, that of Kaspar Hauser.

"Welcome, Mr. Hauser. Now, I believe that all four of you have good ideas. Here's a compromise." the Prime Minister said cunningly.

"We will try to negotiate for peace. If they refuse, we will take one anarchist from every region and imprison them. We'd feed them amply and provide them with entertainment, so we aren't thought of as torturers. Anarchists are people too, they just have radical ideals."

The Ministers look at the Prime Minister with interest.

"We then continue this act and keep building prisons all across our nations to hold the anarchists. Once they concede, we let all the anarchists go and have them deported to one of our regional enemies."

A set of oohs and aahs echo throughout the gargantuan room.

"This way, we can safely avoid war on a dramatic scale, while still impacting the ranks of the anarchists. Anyways, thoughts?"
 
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