The Sarcasm Thread

[mcmasterdonia]

Don't say anything sarcastic in this thread!

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I am so looking forward to working 12 hours on sunday!

 

[Lord Nwahs]

I'm definitely going to enjoy the upcoming week-long term break! Nevermind that exams are coming in less than three weeks!

 

[mcmasterdonia]

I am definitely going to go out tonight and get really, really drunk.

 

[Yrkidding]

School is totally awesome.

 

[Tomb]

I feel so good this morning after only getting 5 hours of sleep last night.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

I feel very tired

 

[Tomb]

I feel so good after eating 4 slices of cake.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

I feel like I have wasted the day.

 

[Tomb]

I feel like I have been so productive today with nothing done or to do.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

I feel like I really want to eat Mcdonalds for dinner

 

[Lennart]

This thread is just what we needed

 

[mcmasterdonia]

I didn't miss lennart at all.

 

[Lennart]

I didn't miss you too

 

[Lord Nwahs]

I don't need to study for my exams.

 

[Lennart]

All you need to know to pass those exams is posted somewhere in these forums anyway, so don't waste your time studying.

 

[Tomb]

That is exactly right, Lennart.
Couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Lennart is not known for his wisdom.

 

[Yrkidding]

Yea, sure, I totally won't necro this thread for no good reason.

 

[Nebula]

Cronaal, I don't really think that you're a smartass.

 

[Felis]

I am in a very good mood.

 

[Esplandia]

The last work day before vacation is going to be so short. Ten hours. Wow, that'll fly by so fast.

 

[Nebula]

Ted Cruz strikes me as a kind and sensitive person.

 

[Syrixia]

Meh, it's not like these Panama Papers mean anything. It's just a bunch of financial stuff.

 

[Felis]

I'm super active in TNP and should probably tone it down.

 

[IndieGirl]

I can hardly keep up with all this fast-action posting!

 

[Kaschovia]

I know, it's flying in at break neck speed...

 

[IndieGirl]

I don't know if I can handle the pressure...

 

[Kaschovia]

Then I guess you need some therapy.

 

[IndieGirl]

Too bad we can't all not need therapy like some people.

 

[Kaschovia]

I don't need to go to therapy...

 

[IndieGirl]

There's no way my spamming skills have gotten rusty from all this lack of use over the years.

 

[Kaschovia]

I am so going to keep up with you.

 

[IndieGirl]

I am confident in your abilities.

 

[Kaschovia]

I am also confident in my abilities.

 

[IndieGirl]

I am so glad that I have been super slammed at work today.

 

[Kaschovia]

I really just don't want to spam right now.

 

[IndieGirl]

Waking up randomly at 5 am is the BEST.

 

[Kaschovia]

Having to sit through a 30 second advertisement is just SO much fun.

 

[IndieGirl]

I'm so glad McMasterdonia is gone. I don't miss him at all.

 

[Kaschovia]

Space...

I love it up here.