Mall4Del

Mall

Mall

TNPer
It's time. Time to move TNP into the next stage of its life.

My promises:
  • Once elected I will call upon every major raider org to endorse me for weeks to boost my influence,
  • I will use every legal method available to me to reduce the endo counts of other nations in the region,
  • I will appoint JAL to the position of Minister of Defense
  • Once my term is nearing its end I will ban as many nations as I can while flying the flag of The Black Hawks,
  • If it becomes clear that I cannot hold the region any longer I will eject enough WAs and myself to TRR, thereby conquering the (what will soon be Unibot's) hellhole.

I swear to uphold each of these promises. You can count on me to keep my word unlike the other candidates.

A vote for Mall is a vote for Regression. Hail Regression! Hail TNP! Hail The Black Hawks!
 
flemingovia:
So, run this by me again. Where would you see yourself in the raider / defender spectrum?
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On a scale of 1 to 10, with one being the most defender and 10 being the most raider, I think I'd place myself roughly around 10. In terms of the NPA and how it would be impacted, that's pretty simple, NPA would go full raider for the duration of my delegacy, no defense missions whatsoever. Those are useless.
 
Mall:
  • Once elected I will call upon every major raider org to endorse me for weeks to boost my influence,
  • I will use every legal method available to me to reduce the endo counts of other nations in the region
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The 1st would be great for TNP stability.
Would the 2nd include the Security Council?

For newer members, can you give some background of your experience in TNP and other Regions?
 
PaulWallLibertarian42:
Would you make the minister of cheese as an offical cabinet position?
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If I thought it would help me win the election, yes.
Lord Byron:
Mall:
  • Once elected I will call upon every major raider org to endorse me for weeks to boost my influence,
  • I will use every legal method available to me to reduce the endo counts of other nations in the region
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The 1st would be great for TNP stability.
Would the 2nd include the Security Council?

For newer members, can you give some background of your experience in TNP and other Regions?
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It absolutely would, I need to trim down your influence so I can maximize the amount of time I retain the delegacy. Background for me:
Major and Head of Military of The Black Hawks
Colonel of DEN Central Command
Officially-unofficial Radiostation of The Black Riders
Former Delegate of The South Pacific
Secretary of Defense of Stargate

Native of Antarctic Oasis
Gladio:
Full support.
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You shall survive the purge.

Lord Nwahs:
I guess the honesty is commendable.
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I am more honest then any other candidate will be.

flemingovia:
Well, at least that would cut the pretence.
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Nothing but honesty will be delivered from this candidacy.
 
punk d:
Do you feel that all of your campaign promises are legal?
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I feel as though this should all be interpreted in whichever way will avoid conviction in Court should it come to that following an electoral defeat or beforehand.
 
Mall:
punk d:
Do you feel that all of your campaign promises are legal?
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I feel as though this should all be interpreted in whichever way will avoid conviction in Court should it come to that following an electoral defeat or beforehand.
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*chuckles*
 
I'm hoping you win, just so you're forced to come up with an actual platform. :P
 
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Now I'm worried.

Wait, I uh... love mall n stuff. Go sharks.

Or something.

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I am not bluffing. This is my platform. I am the only totally honest candidate in this election. What you see is what you get.
 
flemingovia:
Emmanuel Bassil:
Well that's new....
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No, it's not. It's very old and tired. Anyone who has hung around JAL and Mall for a while has heard it all before, pretty much.
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Old, tired, and repetitive are so ingrained in the tradition of TNP that I'd feel wrong not doing this.
 
Mall:
flemingovia:
Emmanuel Bassil:
Well that's new....
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No, it's not. It's very old and tired. Anyone who has hung around JAL and Mall for a while has heard it all before, pretty much.
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Old, tired, and repetitive are so ingrained in the tradition of TNP that I'd feel wrong not doing this.
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Well, we sure don't want to unsettle your conscience!
If it means purging a region on the way, so be it! :P
 
I believe I was already going to vote for you, but then you sweetened the pot by saying you wouldn't eject me. :)

I believe you should hypothetically dissolve the constitution and institute a dictatorship.

The views expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the views of Democratic Donkeys or any of his subsidiaries.
 
R3n's campaign thread introduces the idea of a home affairs revamping the forum community to be more open and actively recruiting folks in the region to participate in the forum government.

Home Affairs

The North Pacific, does not need recruitment to bring nations to the region: we have 5,000 of them, and new ones keep coming without effort. Effort is required, however, to tap the potential present in this enormous pool of talent and workforce. During my delegacy, my team and I will emphasize this effort through a two-fold plan: 1) game-side recruitment; and 2) forum-side naturalization.

On the first front, we will engage the nations that are present in the region though all the means the game makes available to us: welcoming telegram, region-wide or other mass telegrams, world factbook entry, dispatches, and regional messaging board. We already make use of most of these communication avenues, but the content will be redesigned with a heavy focus towards advertising the forum government. Nations will be telegrammed a biweekly bulletin of government activity, monthly Ministry-specific recruitment campaigns, as well as more personal and targeted invites by myself and my Ministers.

On the second front, we will take measures to make the forum experience friendlier for newcomers and encourage their involvement in the government. We will rewrite the welcoming material and revisit the organization of the entry forums. We will create a welcoming team, to act as mentors for new members while they are still learning the ropes of the forum and government.

We will also expand the Executive Government with the creation of the Executive Staff. The goal is to address the current situation, where the Executive Government is relatively opaque to new members, and the opportunities to get involved are relatively limited. The Executive Staff will be a civil service of sorts, open to all members. Those who join will be assigned to specific Ministries, and assist the Ministers in implementing the agenda of their department. The Executive Staff mimics and expands upon existing services within Ministries, such as the Diplomatic Corps, that have proven successful in the past; those will be integrated in this new structure
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I really like this idea, if elected would you impliment a similar program?

And what would you say to someone mulling over you or another candidate? What would you say to sway them? What do you offer that stands you apart from R3n, Kiwi, and Romanoffia?
 
Well I don't think such a thing would work under my delegacy since I would start ejecting every new nation that was created. Since I will be attempting to destroy the region I don't think I would necessarily need an office dedicated to home affairs. However I will consider looking into appointing JAL to the position of High Inquisitor to root out dissidents.

Those three are running the same campaign when it comes right down to it. I'm the only candidate who is offering meaningful change.
 
The whirlwind of banjections will focus on legitimate threats first and then start striking out at the proles.
 
Mall:
The whirlwind of banjections will focus on legitimate threats first and then start striking out at the proles.
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hahahaaha.

I can't stop laughing every time I read something in this thread.
 
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