Abacathea
TNPer
Greetings TNP Voters,
After much consideration, pensive alone time, and being paid off by big oil, I have decided of my own free will (please ignore the man behind me, and he assures me it's not a gun, he's just happy to see me) to make a run for the office of Vice Delegate in the coming elections.
In order to provide the best campaign platform, I took to the streets and vox popped a few people to see what they would want of a vice delegate, so on a sunny day, I took my recorder, and hit the sunny streets of Dublin. Here's how things progressed!
After much consideration, pensive alone time, and being paid off by big oil, I have decided of my own free will (please ignore the man behind me, and he assures me it's not a gun, he's just happy to see me) to make a run for the office of Vice Delegate in the coming elections.
In order to provide the best campaign platform, I took to the streets and vox popped a few people to see what they would want of a vice delegate, so on a sunny day, I took my recorder, and hit the sunny streets of Dublin. Here's how things progressed!
- Who the hell are you?!
Well officer, I'm Abacathea, and I'm doing some opinion polling if that's quite ok, it's regarding a nation I control and it's potential for gaining power internationally.....
N.B - It's important to know the remainder of this vox pop was conducted through the doors of my cell with a student on work placement who happened to know of NationStates.
- So, what is your motivation in running for Vice Delegate?
Well, this is relatively simple. I came to TNP 6 months ago at the behest of McMasterdonia to assist with the World Assembly program, since then I've come to call TNP home, and wish to continue to remain within it once the current cabinet dissolves. To remain equally transparent about my motives I feel, as do some others, that TNP can help me climb to greatness, and this, seems like the next logical progression towards doing so.
- How do you like your eggs in the morning?
To be honest, I don't. My dietary habits consist solely of the three C's, coffee, chocolate and bacon.
- What is the significance of you, if you become Vice Delegate, and the Security Council?
The position affords a sizeable amount of influence and endorsements, when coupled with working with the Security Council it provides the best possible security to the Delegate against imminent threats and ultimately preserves the regions best interests.
- What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leopard. Next question!
- Do you really feel you could make a strong vice delegate?
That is the ultimate question. There are certain paths to which the destination is unknown until they're walked. I'm confident that if given the chance and supported right I can indeed be an asset to the region, but that call ultimately comes to those who know me, and those with the power to give me the chance to spread my wings and fly.
- Any final words?
Could you call my solicitor please?.
Now dear TNPers, I turn the microphone to you, and will attempt to answer your questions.